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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
See…I thought this was Read or Die >.>
Storm Guard 1: “That’s a Mare?”
Storm Guard 2: “She is 12?”
Trixie: “I hope it’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of. So have at it then! Come and get the first real fight you’ve had in 30 years: you dickless cowards!”
(ONE MOMENT LATER)
Sci-Twi: “By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a mare! Surrounded by fifty Storm Guards armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your FUCKIN’ cart, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Yeti shits!” No wonder Starlight wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKIN’ ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MESELF!”
I made that up a week ago you blood clad Hampire!
Boondock. Saints.
Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and you perish in the way,
for his wrath is kindled but a little.
I thought it was deadman wonderland too for a second then I saw the comments quoting hellsing abridged
people who could seaponies their blood
…
…thinks
…Do you mean weaponize?
was it deadman wonderland?
I thought I was the only who thought of that.
“Who are we?”
“The necessary evil!”
“Why are we necessary?”
“To purge those more evil than us!”
“And why are we Celestia’s chosen few, ordained to undertake such a heinous task?”
“Because nopony else would!”
“And because it’s so bucking fun! Ahahaaaaaameeeeen~!”
“Like Ze Band?”
“THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HER!”
Twilight Alexandria Sparkle
‘Princess of Friendship…’
‘Element of Magic…!’
‘Tirek’s Bane!’
‘Purple Smart!’
‘Princess Twilight Sparkle!’
@Cyborg_pony
And just like the old legends foretold, we’ve come full circle
Rejoice and Tremble in the grace of SCIENCE!”
“Boondock… Saints…”