Twilight solves her problems by calling the Princess
Rarity solves her problems with a sense of finesse
Dashie solves her problems with a sound-breaking fall
But Pinkie has her own way and it’s better than them all
Cause Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
And she never has the same problem twice.
“I think Pinkie might sink us!”
“I said! Fly! Up!”
“We gotta reach solid land before she gets rid of all this ice!”
angry groan
Rarity solves her problems with a sense of finesse
Dashie solves her problems with a sound-breaking fall
But Pinkie has her own way and it’s better than them all
Cause Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
Pinkie solves her problems with a chainsaw
And she never has the same problem twice.
…Not sure why that song went in my head…