Our favorites, Foxy the Pirate of Five Nights at Freddy’s, Princess Twilight Sparkle of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Ms. Pauling of Team Fortress 2, and Dr. Gordon Freeman of Half-Life having a round of poker (couldn’t find poker props) with the player, and each of them offering a prize to the victor.
I’m thinking all of Ms. Pauling’s time working for the Administrator has yet to prepare her to a talking pony, and a killer (spirit possessed) robot. Gordon’s the most normal thing to her.
Wonder what dialogue they’d have.
[Pain]
That would certainly make it more interesting
“Experience in the field of theoretical physics? Lady, you’re talking to the expert in the field of theoretical physics, I made a portal to another planet with nothing but a shiny rock. Sure, I had to kill everything on the planet after that, but I deserve some goddamned credit for that one!”
Perhaps, but that won’t stop me from wishful thinking.
Twilight: Cringes from the scream I’m gonna take that as a yes…
Foxy: Scream
If he can recognize you under the Freddy mask, he could most possibly see through most of your bluffs.
“Arr, shi-shi-shiver me timber-r-r-r-r-rs, I’ve lost that ma-a-a-a-atch. Someone’s gonna be stuffed!”
Also, Foxy, Ms. Pauling, and maybe Gordon would be more likely to call bluffs.
The way I see it, all of them would have very different play styles and strategies.
Foxy would be much more aggressive, and most likely go all out to force others into folding.
Twilight might be a beginner, and might have little experience with playing Poker (or Texas Hold’em) as opposed to reading-up on it, though could probably know a thing or two about unknown strategies.
Ms. Pauling, having worked with the ruthless and cunning Administrator, might pick-up some of her tactics (such as feigning if she has a bad or good hand, or enticing others to risk more of their chips with raises).
Gordon, being a doctor and being one of the more experienced people at the table, might be more patient and calculating, considering risks, and knowing when to fold when needed.
Foxy doesn’t exactly strike me as much of a genius as everybody else here.
Then again, he’s the only one smart enough to just gun it for you instead of pussyfooting around and the only apart from the puppet who’s not affected at all by the mask.
“[Geiger counter noise]”
(leaves Earth)