“Most apple family placements are based on purely headcanons and assumptions”  
Say the person who claims that happy trails and prairie tune are granny smith’s brotherers,auntie applesauce is neither Goldie delicious as nor apple rose’s daughter,apple strudel is apple rose’s father,sew’n sow and applesauce are sisters,and pokey oaks and apple strudel and pokey oaks are brothers (well that one I could forgive you more because it does seem the most likely) but still and headcanons aren’t that bad.

Quite the task you gave yourself. I’d like to see a more up to date version of this now that we know so many more members of their family.

do pinkie pie!

@Davenport  
Pokey Oaks… Pokey… Oaks…  
Wait a sec, wasn’t that the name of the kindergarten from Power Puff Girls?

@Background Pony Number 17  
His name has never been used in any canon sources, but on the wiki, his placeholder name is Pokey Oaks.

I thought Granny Smith’s father was named Johnathan Apple?