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First day at Basic Training
Celestia: Well, no shit, what do we got here? A fucking comedian, Private Sparkle. I admire your honesty! Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
Luna: Hey, wait, what?! We never agreed to that!
Its an M14.
Private Summer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
AND I WANT IT NOW
YOU WILL PLACE THAT RIFLE ON THE DECK AT YOUR FEET
AND STEP BACK AWAY FROM IT
…………………..
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMNUTS!?
DIDNT MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!?
@Firebrand96
(Shoots Celestia, puts barrel in her own mouth, and eats bullet)
It’s not rocket science
Such is the army.
.-“I am…in a world of shit.”