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aerion111
Wallet After Summer Sale -

That guard looks exactly the kind of guard who might, if not stab, at least be willing to poke a princess with his weapon, as long as it’s not the specific princess to whom he swore allegiance.  
Civil wars have been started over lesser things than cake-theft and the resulting guard-on-guard battle when the sun-guards want to arrest the night-guards for protecting their princess’ cake with traitorous levels of force (so, any force at all, against Celestia)
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
oh yes, she’s just… raising the sun, not raising any sort of cherry on a certain sister’s special reserved cherry chocolate blueberry cake.
Background Pony #B93C
Celestia: “Ooh, forbidden cake! Best cake.”
 
Guard: “If you eat this cake, Princess Luna will get mad.”
 
Celestia: “Oh, I’ve got a plan for that. Remember my student?”
 
Guard: “Not Nightmare-mad. Just… mad-that-you-ate-her-cake mad.”
 
Celestia: “So? Live life dangerously!”
Background Pony #D217
Before that shift, he was but a mere colt, used to playing schoolyard games.
 
Afterwards, he was a STALLION, and all the mares flocked to him!
Background Pony #327D
“Yeah, that’s right. Cherry floating away. Into my mouth. What are YOU going to do about it, fangs? That’s what I thought. You just stand there and scowl at me. Om nom nom, chump.”