That guard looks exactly the kind of guard who might, if not stab, at least be willing to poke a princess with his weapon, as long as it’s not the specific princess to whom he swore allegiance.
Civil wars have been started over lesser things than cake-theft and the resulting guard-on-guard battle when the sun-guards want to arrest the night-guards for protecting their princess’ cake with traitorous levels of force (so, any force at all, against Celestia)
“Yeah, that’s right. Cherry floating away. Into my mouth. What are YOU going to do about it, fangs? That’s what I thought. You just stand there and scowl at me. Om nom nom, chump.”
Maybe this Guard angered Luna somehow, and this is her version of being reassigned to Antarctica: being forced to stay up all day, alone, to perform the impossible task of guarding a cake from Celestia.
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Because i didn’t think of the second post until AFTER i posted the first, otherwise I would’ve posted both in the same message OK?!?!
Civil wars have been started over lesser things than cake-theft and the resulting guard-on-guard battle when the sun-guards want to arrest the night-guards for protecting their princess’ cake with traitorous levels of force (so, any force at all, against Celestia)
Guard: “If you eat this cake, Princess Luna
willget mad.”Celestia: “Oh, I’ve got a plan for that. Remember my student?”
Guard: “Not Nightmare-mad. Just… mad-that-you-ate-her-cake mad.”
Celestia: “So? Live life dangerously!”
Afterwards, he was a STALLION, and all the mares flocked to him!
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Maybe this Guard angered Luna somehow, and this is her version of being reassigned to Antarctica: being forced to stay up all day, alone, to perform the impossible task of guarding a cake from Celestia.
i kid, man, i kid
Because i didn’t think of the second post until AFTER i posted the first, otherwise I would’ve posted both in the same message OK?!?!
“yo it’s okay I’m the princess