Updated headcanon. Button states that he lives with “My mother, father and my brother” This is because his mother simply tells Button that his father is “Working Abroad and we stay here so you can grow up with your friends” so he doesn’t have to deal with an absentee father.

Because your husband isn’t here, oddly.

@CardStock  
Attacking the police is also a challenge.
 
Doesn’t mean it’s a good thing :p

Tell yourself that all you want, that just makes you a challenge.

Where’s your husband, then?

@VelvetInkwell  

 
Stop sayan -ter.

@Cirrus Light  
Don’t you think I’ve tried to ignore these feelings? She has a family, a happy one. what kind of person would i be if i wanted her abandon those things for the paltry reward of being with me? A terrible one. I know that I’m…I know that. But still…  
I envy you. Not because you believe my foolish infatuation is based on her appearance, that reduces her and I, both. But your control, your near-Vulcan control over your emotions. To be able to choose who can and cannot take hold of your heart and under what circumstance. It’s the greatest gift of all, and I would trade my toes for it whenever I see what’s-her-name. I’m not calling her that to be dismissive, I really don’t know what it is. All I have to go by are the initials she enters whenever her deft hooves and mind beat mine at Kinder Instinct in the arcade. Oh, sweet FRT. I pray that one day I can c-c-c-combo break the ULTRAAAAA!!!!!! you’re doing to my heart.

@buttbadger
 
Alas, no. And we’ll probably never get the chance, thanks to Hasbro.

Now that I think, did we ever seen Button’s dad yet?

The description confuses me, somewhat…
 
So is OP saying they’d rather have Button’s Mom as their Mom?

Fandoms.
 
@lasty  
Don’t be a creep. Ignore it and it goes away. Think about other things. Find a single mare to fall in love with and focus on that. A real meaningful, lasting relationship isn’t based on impulse and hormone but on years of dedication and work. If a guy won’t have the self control to stick to singles, then how the hay is anyone supposed to expect that they’ll put in the commitment and hard work required for a real, lasting and meaningful relationship, and won’t just run off after someone else later when hormones strike again?
 
Love isn’t daydreaming romantic scenes of some nice mare you find aesthetically pleasing. Love is working long hours for years to make yourself worthy of her, and being darn well committed to it, too.

Making a looot of assumptions, sister.
 
@gittonsxv
 
@Trahzo
 
Or Doctor Doom pining for Susan Storm

you…think I wanted to love you? That I just woke up one afternoon and said “well, guess it’s Fall For Button’s Mom day”? I wish it were that simple, because trust me, I wouldn’t have chosen to feel this way for you if it had been up to me, but it wasn’t. I just, one moment, you were just some mare and the next…well, you know what happened then. It’s not how I wanted things to go either. I know it’s wrong and I don’t even know if you have a name. But damn it all, I…
 
 
_{damn it all…}

@steven1212121212  
Button’s Adventures video? “I live with my mom, my dad, and my brother.” She’s married folks. :P

Is that a serious question?

@gittonsxv  
Sound’s like Lex Luthor who has a robot Lois Lane as a girlfriend.

You’re a pokemon mother, WE NEVER SEE DAD!!!

You’re married? I though you were an unmarried MILF we wanted to love.

i waNt to see your husband.call him.now

Cause you got it going on.

Baby your hubby never seems to be home, maybe a bit of pegasister love will help you through the night.

Your husband doesn’t factor much, since Ponyville’s a town where the girls are all top shelf but the guys are whiny pussies.
 
Cept for Jud Nagson, he was fucking harsh. fistbump

i love the things i can never have.

You seem like a nice lady.