@HJSDGCE
 
seems legit XD

Littlepip is what is known as a lesbian.

“And the wasteland’s greatest hero award goes to…  
BERYL PRANCE!”  
Littlepip: “What!???”  
“Known as “a giant slut” in her Stable and “wow, was I glad we got to see the back of that bitch”, it was found during the First Grand Wasteland Census that Beryl has mated with the residents of over 200 Stables, including bloodlines that have since went extinct. So, for her work in repopulating the wastes and preserving our heritage, I am happy to present her with this award…”  
Beryl: “Hey, don’t let it get to you, Pips, we can’t all be superheroes. I’m sure…whatever you did must’ve been cool too.”

“Go get ‘em, Littlepip! This fine young mare is helping repopulate Equestria, two hundred stables at a time! She’s doing her part, are you doing yours? Check with your local breeding station and find out how YOU can help!”

Vault 68 and 69.