@Eric Michael Kline
Family Pony

As it turns out, Clutterstep was saved by a mermare. However she turned out to be the complete opposite of what he expected a mermare to look like.
 
MM: You may make love to me.
 
CS: Um…no thanks I’m good.
 
MM: what do you mean no thanks? I thought this was every stallion’s fantasy?
 
CS: Well…maybe if instead you had fish legs and a mare’s body…
 
MM: But then I wouldn’t have a vagina. See? I just poked a big hole in your logic.
 
CS: Look, I appreciate the save but it’s not gonna happen.
 
MM: Whatever. (slips back into the sea) Jerk!

Sounds like poor excuse to meh.

@Background Pony #AD40  
It’s normally white. <_<

@Background Pony #910B
 
That’s a birth mark, and it’s normally dark. Evidently, Ms. Coca/Princess Glows-in-the-Dark is somehow triggering it as she saves him.

Y he haz cum around eye?