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The Scenario Tsar from Two Best Horseslavs review  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpIeiHxlfI4

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Ponyko

Now, this is a story all about how  
Dash’s life got flipped-turned upside down  
And I’d like to take a minute  
Just sit right there  
I’ll tell you how she became the fastest mare in the Air!
 
In west Cloudsdale born and raised  
Up in the clouds was where she spent most of her days  
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool  
And all shootin some Cloud-ball outside of the school  
When a couple of guys who were up to no good  
Started making trouble in her neighborhood  
She got in one little fight and her mom got scared  
She said ‘You’re movin’ to ponyvill with your friends in the air’
 
She begged and pleaded with her day after day  
But she packed her suit case and sent her on her way  
She gave her a kiss and then she gave her a ticket.  
She put her Walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
 
First class, yo this is bad  
Drinking Cider juice out of a champagne glass.  
Is this what the ponies of Ponyvill living like?  
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
 
But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that  
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?  
I don’t think so  
I’ll see when I get there  
I hope they’re prepared for the princess of the Air
 
Well, she landed and then when she came out  
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out  
She ain’t trying to get arrested yet  
She just got here  
She sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
 
She whistled for a cab and when it came near  
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror  
If anything she thought that this cab was rare  
But then she thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, home to Ponyvill’
 
Dhe pulled up to the house about 7 or 8  
And she yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo home smell ya later’  
She looked at her kingdom  
She was finally there  
To sit on her throne as the Princess of The Air