She’s gonna take you back to the past  
To play the shitty games that suck ass  
She’d rather be in tartarus sucking cerberus’s durty dod cock  
She’d rather eat the rotten asshole of an old dead skunk and down it with beer  
She’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard  
She’s the Angry Nintendo Pone  
She’s the Angry Atari Sega Pone  
She’s the Angry Video Game Pone
 
When you turn on your TV, make sure it’s tuned to channel 3!  
She’s got a roale voice royal voice  
And she’ll useit to brak these shit games  
She’s got a power sock, and a filthy mouth  
Armed with her voice, she will tear these games down!
 
She’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard  
She’s the Angry Nintendo Pone  
She’s the Angry Atari Sega pone  
She’s the Angry Video Game pone
 
She plays the worst games of all time  
Horrible abominations of mare kind!  
They make her so mad he can spit  
Or say “THOU WILL ROT IN TARTARUS FOR THIS SHIT!”
 
They rip you off and don’t care one bit  
But this ponr? Shee doesn’t forget it  
Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land a plane?  
They got a quick bit for this shitload of fuck
 
The characters names are wrong. Why’s the password so long?  
Why don’t the weapons do anything?
 
She’s the angriest pone you’ve ever heard  
These games suck so bad, she makes up her own words  
She’s the angriest most pissed off gaming pone  
She’s the Angry… Atari, Amiga, CDI, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Pone  
She’s The Angry Video Game Pone

You’re Dead.
 
Your Friends Are Dead.
 
Your Parent’s Dead.
 
Your Fucking Brother Is Having His Love Sucked Alive.
 
Your Teacher’s A Fucking Whore.
 
You Suck At Life.
 
Equestria Hates You.
 
You’re Going To The Pit Of Tartarus.
 
Live With It.
 
Game Over.

it’s hard not to talk about shit when literally makes videos about electronic diarrhea

Yeah the amount of times he’s used a shit annalagy or poo related prop is worrying to say the least.

She bested the worst game Cheetahmen 2. Then she goes out and tells us to get Cheetahmen 2 for the NES.

^  
 
What?

Philia=Love/desire  
Faecal=shit/sewage

^”faelcalphilia”? WTF is that?

nor me. His faecalphilia creeps me out.

Well, good luck with that. You’re gonna need it.

Never really liked that guy.