@Background Pony #4096  
Not to spoil anything either ||but they never get any development either. Like, you just go and kill them, go after the main villain, fight him, the end || D:

@Background Pony #4096  
The biggest problem with is not being able to hold your attention, specially if you know how the formula works.  
Do things for the rebels, get kidnapped, escape, do things for the rebels, get kidnapped, escape, rinse and repeat until the end of the game.  
At least there’s some hints that the nuke ending didn’t actually happen, but still

@Badumsquish  
Yeah. I dunno about Far Cry 1, 2, Blood Dragon or Primal.  
But Vaas was a fun villain, Hoyt was entertaining enough, De Pleur was funny in his adamant self-righteousness, Noore was alright, Yuma was a fun fight, and I loved Pagan’s eccentricity.  
But I’m watching an LP of 5 on YouTube, and, between Faith, Jacob and John, none of them seem to have much of anything in the way of enjoyable character traits.

@Deserter  
Five was okay but it was just a massive downer the whole time. The other games had villains who were funny and charismatic enough to balance it out where Five’s was just an evil dude. Also every ending is depressing :/

@Background Pony #4096  
I liked ‘em, the only thing I could really fault them is that 4 is basically FarCry 3.5 and 5’s story is terrible, but they’re fun games.

@Deserter  
Okay, fair enough. Hope you enjoyed ‘em.  
Though you probably did, if you’ve played all of ’em, or at least all three that I mentioned.

@Background Pony #4096  
Already played all of them, but thanks for the recommendations.

@Deserter  
If you haven’t yet and can’t get some to run Far Cry 5 on, then I definitely recommend 3 or 4. Both are pretty fun games (though 3, 4 & 5 are all a bit too samey for some, but then again, Pokémon has remained largely the same since Red & Blue, so Far Cry can get away with it too) plus in 4, there’s a grappling hook and little personal-sized helicopters, and there’s a bell tower just west of the King’s Bridge where you can get a really good assault rifle and sniper rifle way sooner than you’re supposed to, if you fly right for it after the tutorial outpost.

Huh

Twilight Sparkle:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Background Pony #4F6F  
I always found hilarious that Far Cry of all things did that better than Spec Ops could ever hope to.

@Badumsquish  
“Maybe now we can finally make some goddamn friends.”

@Background Pony #7FBB  
And if Twi just stays at the table they jump in SciTwi’s minivan, drive straight to the school, and swipe the Element of Magic.

Don’t be worried Twilight, at least Human Twilight’s going to to take you to Minuette’s house and treat you to a burger dinner.

@Background Pony #CD7F  
Of course, with Twilight’s magic, “Snapping” will be short and quick…
 
… hopefully… for Cheerilee, of course.

@Background Pony #91B6  
Now you’ve given me the image of Cheerilee pinning down Twilight in the same way as the teachers from Yandere Simulator.

@Background Pony #5846  
What about doing both by shooting the Chopper and Scatter the Ashes
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPuYdwwWTY

This reminds me of Yandere Simulator…

@Hrao1  
Do it.

Going to draw Rarity as Mr. Chiffon? Or would that be too obvious?

@Vraddock  
Yeah, pretty much right at the beginning. He kills one of his own men with a pen for screwing up his orders, then asks your character to hold the bloody pen so he can take a selfie with you.  
See for yourself (It happens right at the 5:11 mark)
 
And that’s only the tip of the iceberg. I don’t even dare spoil any of the really damned funny stuff this guy says and does.
 
Also too, yeah if you wait at the table long enough you’ll get an easter egg alternate ending, but I don’t recommend doing it until you beat the game proper (it spoils a huge plot thread if you do).
 
@Background Pony #5846  
“I’ve killed so many people for science, but then I realized I was only using it as an excuse to do whatever I wanted to do. Just as you use your magic as an excuse to do whatever you want to do. God damn if it isn’t fun.” (Opens the portal to Equestria) “Well, you finally made it. You know, the one and only time I walked through this portal I went in a sane woman and came out… like this. But you, you will come out a princess.”  
(Hidden because ending spoilers)

There are three ways this can go.
 
Twilight Prime can escape then later on kill Human Twilight.
 
Twilight Prime can escape then later on do what she came to do, with Human Twilight getting off free.
 
Twilight Prime can wait for Human Twilight to come back from an experiment, do what she came here to, and then join Human Twilight to ‘finally make some goddamn friends.’

@Vraddock  
It happens right in the reveal trailer you can watch.

@Vraddock  
Yeah, it is. He’ll ask you to wait at a table, and you can either get up from the table, or wait a really long time. Waiting for a long time will cause him to return, and… you know the rest!

@Badumsquish  
Is this actually a thing that happens in the game? (I’m poor, so I haven’t gotten ahold of it yet.) If it isn’t, we can probably just attribute it to Min being cracked.