My former best friend has had relations with every woman and girl I’ve ever had feelings for. He doesn’t try anything when we’re just getting to know each other, but then as soon as I start to fall in love, there he is. Having relations with her. And right where he knows I’ll catch them. But I also own a hat and flower shop with him, so if I tell him to, you know, go soak his head, then that’s going to be a big problem. And there was this one time when I thought I needed a kidney and he said he’d think about giving me one of his. It turns out it was something else, but he did offer, kind of. He offered to consider it. Does the sort of offer of a kidney and co-ownership of a business outweigh his convince others to break my heart fetish?