“I was going to try reversing the species swap, and the gender, and the age regression right away, but…”
 
“Twilight…”
 
“Now I think about it, that would be dangerous. Better to let the magic fields stabilize. Shouldn’t take more than a month.”
 
“Twilight Sparkle, don’t you dare leave me like this.”
 
“Meanwhile, school starts in a week, and getting the truancy officers not to bother you would be a lot of red tape, so we’d better just sign you up for classes to save some trouble. Miss Cheerilee might even be able to teach you manners.”
 
“TWILIGHT YOU BI-MMMPH!”
 
“No more of that mouth of yours, little filly. C’mon. We need to get your school supplies.”

@Trojan Horse  
Even if she were telling the truth rather than copypasta-ing with that threat, good luck managing to hold a sniper rifle with hooves.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-”  
“Sigh…”  
“Guess it’s time for a time-out.”  
“-TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP SNIPER IN…”

@Background Pony #6048
 
Get her mad enough and she just might.

Go on, Anon. Bite her. :P

True to form, Anon. When all else fails, shout expletives!

“I don’t think that’s a word. I’m fairly sure that’s not a word. oh that is definitely not a word.”

“Young lady, one more word like that and I’m washing that mouth of yours with soap.”