Straw Stallionist Blueblood

Give me a shotgun. I will kill him.

@Background Pony #BBE6  
But more understandable if he’s just trying to defend himself from ponies who just want him for what favors he can offer them.
 
 
@Goddess Erosia  
But Twilight seems to be fighting it, so that just makes it a lot worse…

Guys, guys, guys - chill! It’s just a thing horses do when they want to mate.  
Admittedly it’s not the smartest way to convince your partner, but still. It’s only natural. He’s just trying to call dibs.

@Cirrus Light  
Pretending to be a jerk is still being jerk.

“No! I’m not going back in there!”
 
“Princess, if I have to suffer through Parliament, then so! Do! YOU!”

@Poptard  
Lol, this is actually a really funny perspective on Rarity’s Gala scenes… Was it Blueblood who was the jerk, or was it Rarity for being so shallow as to just love him because he’s a prince - what if he’s not actually that bad, and that’s just something he does as a sort of defense against mares like her? :P

@Cirrus Light
 
Probably payback for a lifetime of people only wanting to be his friend because he’s royalty.

@Macgyver644200  

 
Heh, that’s strangely endearing…

@Evowizard25  
I have personally written with a similar theory, where the two’re capable of being friendly, but Blueblood likes irritating her too much.
 
Personally, though, I think Blueblood likes to irritate everyone except Celestia, whom he loves and respects deeply and who’s the one reason he’s working for the good guys.

@ClownDicks  
Neither does hair, and it still hurts when your hair is pulled on.

@Charzoid  
Lol, okay, typically comment stories aren’t very good, but you broke the mold and that was pretty funny.

prince blueblood:Wait,I’m doing it right!I think I’ve got the hang of it now so stop squirming.
 
Twilight: Ouch!Your doing it wrong entirely!You said you knew how to groom wings.
 
prince blueblood:I do! I watched a griffion do this with a chicken and afterwords made cookies on TV.
 
Twilight: Cookies?! You mean like a cooking channel?
 
princeblueblood:……..Huh I was wondering why he had that weird hat and bloody cloth on. Sorry.  
Twilight facehoof:Remind me never to ask you to cook and bring food to my next birthday.  
prince bluebloodplz:Agreed…can I still style your mane?
 
twilight: No.

Instantly I saw this and thought; “MORTAL KOMBAAAT!” cue music

Royal tradition of Royal Grooming for royal from royal gone horribly wrong, with both parties unexperienced.

He’s testing to see if they’re authentic.

I had also imagined a fight between these two similar to this scene with Simon Pegg.

Dangit, I hate getting my uploads stolen via dupes.

Sources linking to just the PNG are not sources.

@Background Pony #BC71  
Was that a Johnny English reference?

@Background Pony #BC71  
If he starts fondling her horn next, I’d seriously wonder if this was just a pretext for him to feel her up if I were her…

Blueblood: “Yes, yes, we’ve all heard about our new ‘Princess.’ No doubt. But if Lady Twilight Sparkle is TRULY a Princess, then why - WHY I SAY - are these wings FAKE?!” (struggling) “Ugh. Rrgh. C-come on. Just… just gotta push in, then twist, counter-clockwise…” (struggles) “They… they aren’t coming off, are they?”  
Twilight: “…no.”  
Blueblood: “They’re real wings, aren’t they.”  
Twilight: “Yes.”  
Blueblood: “I see. I understand. The wings are real. Which can only mean…. the HORN IS A FAKE!!”  
Twilight (wingsmack)

@Evowizard25
 
I’ve always figured that Blueblood and Cadance were cousins, and Cadance is pretty much the only pony that Blueblood actually cares about. Well, other than himself, anyway.

@PonyPon  
@Evowizard25  
@Dirty Bit
 
“Those a rough sails thar. Many have port shipwrecked and went t’ Davy Jones’ locker in t’ accursed waters o’ t’ Seven Seas.”