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Spike got a month-long ban from the library’s manga section after he tried to feed Rarity a sandwich made with his own tail.
And if she can’t stop it from happening just on contact, just think of what that means for hugs. Especially group hugs.
Quibble Pants runs a taxi service, and if you’ve got the bits, he can get you to and from anywhere, no matter what obstacles, monsters, or bounty hunters life throws at him along the way. He’s actually the one responsible for picking up Nightmare Moon and bringing her back to Equestria once she was free from her lunar prison. Don’t judge, it was a paying gig and he has expensive hobbies, plus there was prophecy-type stuff involved so somepony had to do it, right? But the practical upshoot of this is that Quibble can legitimately claim to be a space cabbie.I may enjoy voice actor jokes more than I should
So, there’s this artist of Deviantart who does daily sketches of random things and includes a lot of pun-based critters among them. I was particularly taken by her take on crabapples:There’s something about these fellers that, if there was an episode where a swarm (or whatever you call a group of crabs) of them invaded Applejack’s orchard, it would fit right in with the show’s aesthetic, I thought.So in light of that, I decided to come up with some more pun-based animals to keep the timberwolves and fruit bats company:
Rock lobsters: Lobsters made from animated rock and stone. Not much else to say.
Spider monkeys: (The issue here is that regardless of how I imagine these guys, they always come up as a bit too… nightmarish for MLP.)
Diamondback rattlesnakes: Snakes made from clusters of gems and crystals. Perhaps Rarity and/or Maud could stumble across a nest of hibernating diamondbacks while going mining.
Catfish and dogfish: Like mermaids and seaponies, but with cat and dog instead of human or equine. Popular pets among certain groups of aquatic sapients. The catfish is not to be confused with its bigger and more ferocious cousin, the tiger shark.
*Sand cats Cats made of animated sand that inhabit deserts. They attack by turning themselves into living sandstorms, or by ambush while lurking inside dunes.
Fire ants: Think flash bees, but with fire instead of lighting and without flight. Prone to causing wildfires.
Jewel scarabs: They look like just flawless, if a bit oddly shaped, and very colorful gemstones… until you go to pick them up, at which point the head and legs pop out of hiding and the insect scurries away in terror.A couple of these I added some time ago to one of Tv Tropes’ wild mass guessing pages for MLP. Also another one I saw there was the idea of domesticated timberwolves called dogwoods.
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