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Sorry. I’ll be more careful in the future.
My bad. I apologise.
@youregoingtoloveme
@Stotter
Let’s not go that far into sexual territory without spoilers on a safe image, okay guys?
Edited
I have seen this edit before where the detached cutie marks are replaced with nuts, basically magically gelding them.
Edited because: Rule #7
Close.
I’m talking straight up magically detaching their junk, putting it in a jar, and placing it in a “thingy vault” just like pony Starlight put cutie marks in a cutie mark vault.
Also, Sunburst wouldn’t necessarily need to lose his virginity in my imagined scenario. He would just have to start exhibiting different behavior (deeper voice, facial hair, interest in the opposite sex). He might not even have directed that interest toward Starlight. She would resent what puberty had taken away from their friendship. (It’s been suggested that, in the human world, puberty is a rough equivalent to getting a cutie mark in Equestria.)
“You can’t have morning wood if you don’t have a tree.”
O_O;
I would imagine the EG Staff of Sameness would look pretty terrifying.
Edited because: Rule #7
If I’m reading this right, Sunburst loses his virginity to another girl, Starlight gets upset so much she brainwashes people to live in a town where they don’t believe they have genitals and are all virgins?
I’ll give you credit, it’s certainly a different theory!
Edited because: Rule #7
An Equestria Girls Starlight Glimmer might have lost Sunburst to puberty. Would that inspire her to rule over a town of teens with no genitals while secretly keeping her own?
Edited because: Minor Rule #7 and corresponding typo.
Though that would alter the past into who knows what, it is a nice though.
Starlight: I’m not a puppy.
I asked you who a cute li’l world-doomer is!