@LightningBolt
Mexican jumping thread!

@Zombie_Trotsky
 
“Also, testicles are like the most disgusting thing a human can have.”  
Huh, guess you’ve never seen  
Pauses for a breath  
YO FACE

one of the best threads ive stalked to date, my only regret is comming 3 years late.

Not in particular, but I wouldn’t be opposed to you saying it.

What in tarnation in mother of god of Duck Dynasty Vector Sigma’s sweet peas and submarines did I stumbled upon to in this thread?

wow….just woow

Okay, artist here. I…honestly don’t know what to say to all these comments my comic spawned. It’s very entertaining, to say the least. Keep it up, guys! :D

So what’s the deal with multiple orgasms?

Jeez, this got more comments added to it?  
welp

I would play with my foreskin more if it didn’t hurt so much.

@Jackarunda
 
Eh I always though waxing poetic just meant talking excitedly about something, not necessarily poetically.
 
And wearing a cup is smart I guess. I’m very protective of my junk, but I don’t wear a cup.
 
Seems uncomfortable really.

@Jackarunda
 
I hope you realize I’ll forever know you as the ‘testicle guy’ from now on.
 
Like how I think of GCoL as the ‘fart guy’.

@RFG  
Favorite is when they’re not wrinkly. The skin is just so soft when it’s relaxed. Yes I play with the skin. And the balls themselves.  
Penis skin is ultra-soft too, most so around the circumcision scar, surprisingly enough.  
_{i am a complete fucking weirdo}
 
@Yorec  
Poetic? That first comment was pretty blunt don’t’chya think :V  
As is my typical writing style, abrasively blunt
 
@64  
Actually I wear a cup at all times when away from home for that very reason. Think about how vulnerable a guy is in combat with no groin protection. And having my balls permanently damaged would be a nightmare of apocalyptic proportions.
 
_{SO SORRY DERPIBOORU I WILL STOP NOW}

@Jackarunda
 
Uh, if I could, I’d lock my balls away in a safety deposit box. I don’t like having them touched; to sensitive.

@Jackarunda
 
You are a very interesting man Jack.
 
Very interesting in deed.
 
I mean I like my balls too, but I don’t go waxing poetic about them.

@64  
OVER i said OVER, as in balls are on top of legs
 
Though I have sat on my balls before.
 
Hell hath no greater fire…

@Jack
 
Don’t worry I see what you mean. The soft, wrinkly texture. The warm feeling when you cup them. Ever play with the skin?

@Jackarunda
 
Ouch, you could have just asked.
 
And no, i haven’t felt my balls spread under my thighs, that might hurt.

@guys
 
Like seriously, do none of you ever get it when you sit down on a chair and you feel the warm softness of your ballsack spreading out over your thighs like pastry dough? And you just go “DAMNIT I LOVE MY BALLS” mentally and you just wanna touch them
 
No? Ok, I’ll go sit in the corner.

i would seriously lose both my arms before i lost my balls (or penis). Without question.
 
@64  
No.  

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE WIERD THREADS BRO
 
I TOLD YOU DAWG

sorry dude  
no offense to you
 
but i could not let that go unaddressed

@Jackarunda
 
Well, you certainly like your balls.
 
Fondles them roughly