Hey its okay
Lets do something else!
How about electric stove?

I just noticed a half hour passed between 2nd and 3rd panel. Brilliant.  

@chucklefarts  
Non-sentient life? Yea, go for it.

@Deathspank  
What if she hunted and assimilated animals?

@Ping_chan  
Lasers are tricky to make, especially on your own. I’ve seen one guy on YouTube make a railgun, but he probably spent a lot of money on big ass capacitors and even then it had maybe half the power of a .22LR.
 
If I had Thing I wouldn’t hurt her but not assimilating others would be paramount. If she tried to kill someone innocent and didn’t back down I’d incinerate her without hesitation.

@Deathspank  
Reminds me of how people who love building stuff in their house, screwing around with batteries and trying to make their own laser weapons. Last time I saw one it was only capable of popping a balloon, but whatever.  
Too bad I don’t have my own personal power generator in my house, I’d love to try setting things on fire with my own electrics or laser weapon…  
I suppose I should have said stuff, not thing…  
Thingpone is love, Thingpone is life.

@Ping_chan  
Hmm… I’m an electrician and I can say that in short you won’t get the mobility or practicality using electricity as you would fire, you could still make deadly booby traps out of common house wiring that still has power. And an industrial setting where you have 3-phase power, 208V and 480V, and endless ratnests of wiring… things could get interesting. Kaboom, arc flash
 
*…assuming you know what the hell you’re doing.

@Background Pony #AC2C  
I was recently catching up on some The Thing discussion blogs recently and it was mentioned that electricity can hurt the Thing at a molecular level just like fire can.

@Background Pony #AC2C
 
she’s got a problem with heat. as someone who’s touched an electric oven heating element, I can heartily sympathize.

Easy solution; electric oven. Honestly, how is it not already an electric oven?

Anon: don’t worry, Kurt Russell isn’t real.
 
Thingpone’s PTSD:

@team blueplant  
If I remember the Internet correctly Elon Musk has his own flame thrower product line…

@Napsack  
because have you seen those oil and gas prices? phew (jk)
 
well not always you have a flamethrower at hand, you can just stab it with a electrified cable or something

@team blueplant  
Maybe absolute zero would hurt it, but again everything short of that is probably just buying you time.
 
Electricity and fire are just different forms of energy. It probably has some decent effect, though fire is easier to use and obtain, so why taze when you can blaze?

@Napsack  
one way to destroy something to its molecular level is extreme cold tho
 
what about electricity? i remember that doing something against the thing

@team blueplant  
They’ve survived the big freeze once, seeing as The Thing was found frozen in ice. It’s more of an inconvenience than a threat.

doesnt this mean that them would be afraid of extreme cold as well?

I know I said this to you on Twitter, but
 
Thing is a PRECIOUS.

those cheeks in the first panel ~♥

@PonyQuarantine  
Maybe she just want to be more normal in public and just practices first-person speaking around Anon?

@Background Pony #E9E1  
Those eyes do a lot of starring.

@Nittany Discord  
Ah, well that is a mistake on my part.

Are the eyes on her “cutie mark” staring at the oven in the second panel?
 
…also, you’d think she could transform herself into a more heat-resistant form, but it’s cute to imagine the unstoppable alien abomination with a phobia.
 
Also, has someone suggested that she ask Brownie Bun to cook it for her yet? Because hilarity would surely ensue.

@PonyQuarantine  
She used first-person speak on her date, though.

Gotta love Thingpone, always cute!