That piano didn’t scare me

that piano made me crap my pants as a kid

@Mori  
I always found it kind of funny.

@Mori  
me.  
I was more scared of that giant freaking eel in the sunk ship level.

It’s safe to say that i wasn’t the only one here who was terrified when i first encounter that piano when first playing Mario 64!

@Background Pony  
You forgot the hyper-realistic blood.

@Background Pony  
When he lost all his health, the usual death animation didn’t happen. Mario just got mauled by the piano. He fell as his blood and guts spilled on the floor, and the camera panned to a top down view of his corpse. A distorted version of the merry-go-round music from Big Boo’s Haunt played as the screen slowly transitioned from the in-game shot to a photo-realistic sketch of Mario’s dead body in the same view as the shot. It was very unsettling. I was crying softly as I gazed upon the image. I lost another life.

Day 8, six days until I can leave. I thought I had seen all the horrors of this house. The coffins, the carousel, the library, all were born of nightmares. But, this… this thing is an unholy demon. I lost my brother to it on the first night. The demon lurks in its own chamber, not even the other ghosts of the house desturb it. I suspect they fear it, too. It lures in its victims with its slick, black skin, remaining perfectly still, before devouring them in a grizzly display. Some nights, I can hear it shifting around in its room with its maddening CLANG-CLANG-CLANG-CLANG.

If it helps, did anyone notice the text is backwards?

ACK! It’s the piano-who-bites!

Great… Thanks for reminding me of why I hated that stage.

Seriously! Who was not scared of this thing when he was a child?

There was a piano monster? I don’t remember that…then again, the last time I played that game was over a decade ago

What’s with this room? There’s nothing OH GOD HELP

fucking hate that piano

Sweet Satin in a sock drawer! It returns!! D:

I remember that thing.

@Background Pony  
Love that story, so spooky!

Ghosts… don’t… DIE!

SWEET MERCIFUL BATMAN!

“Mario was in a small room. There was still only one mission available. It was called “I’m right here.” spelled just like that. I selected the mission and prepared for the worst. Mario landed in a small, dark room. There no visible way out. The room was empty except for a piano in the corner. I knew what that meant. I was stuck in there with the Mad Piano. I approached it and it started chasing me as always. There was no way to damage it, so I had no choice but to let Mario take damage.”

Oh cool , a piano , let’s play IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

(running around the room)  
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Fuck you for reminding me of the thing that gave me night terrors.

Why is that piano there?