@Benzene  
i can totally picture them having this conversation XD

Luna: Art thou not having fun, loyal servant?
 
Guard: Yes, ma’am. Truly, this is a cavalcade of delights without equal.
 
Luna: Well huzzah! We had hoped that fanciful balloon’s proclamation of mirth might lift thy flagging spirits!
 
Guard: And the bear, ma’am?
 
Luna: Corporal Snuggington shall take over thy duties if thou art in need of respite.
 
Guard: And… the other stuffed toy, ma’am?
 
Luna: ‘Tis a fetish Mistress Pie offered us in remembrance of this most wondrous occasion. See how it clings to us as ‘twere the good mare herself? It whispers that we should ride the whirligig next!
 
Guard: Of course. If you’ll excuse me, ma’am, I think I’ll let Corporal Snuggington take watch for a while, I’m afraid with this much fun I may pass out from over-excitement.

Luna: “Isn’t this fun?”
 
Guard: “When can I go to sleep?”
 
Luna: “Oh look, pin the tail on the pony!”
 
Guard: “Can we play ‘Hang upside down on the tree with our eyes closed’?”

@Princess♠Molestia  
But F is for friends, who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere anytime at all…

The royal gaurd does not approve of this “fun” nonsense.

A guards work is never done.