The Pizza Thread - With a Side of Toxic-Mario

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ

I find LC’s hits home if it’s been in the fridge a few hours.

Domino’s gives you pizza in a recycled box which is fucking disgusting, and I’m not even touching Pizza Hut.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
The sad thing is that Domino’s is closer to my apartment than Pizza Hut, and LC is farther. I do consider walking several blocks to LC, but I dread walking all the way back to my apartment with a box of pizza and a bag of Crazy Bread. Even if the heat isn’t an issue (I can re-heat it later), I worry attracting hungry people who’ll try to kill me for it.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment, and okay for you! :D

@Badumsquish
I’ll still take Domino’s over Pizza Hut, and that place has the rudest customers on earth.

Pack your gear gentlecolts, we’re going to war with Sweden. They should have stuck with the meatballs.

@Pizzamovies
Imagine Italians waging war against every country that desecrate their sacred culinary creations.

New York Joe’s Italian Restaurant

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
That looks delicious.
Although I detest the addition of bell peppers on pizza.
Give me pineapple any day! Just don’t put BELL PEPPERS!
It ruins the texture and it’s too moist. Dilutes the flavour.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
That first bite is to die for but yeah it does kinda get to you, I’d prefer it if they were in the middle.

OK, this made me laugh.

Pizza in a can.

@Zaknel
Sluuuuuuurppppppp

Tonight I tried a brick-oven pizza, the crust was burnt but it was greasy as hell.

Pepperoni & mushroom with extra cheese ^^

I just looked up “Altoona-style” pizza.

Is this even “pizza”?
Looks like something my mom used to bake me for after school snack. And I loved it!

Is Pizza Hut still awful? I haven’t had it in years.

@kleptomage
My town’s Pizza Hut hasn’t been up to Pizza Hut’s standard the last time I had it. But that was like over a year ago, IIRC.

@kleptomage
It’s bland, you’ll shit your pants for five days.

They do an ass bombin’ brownie though.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
That describes my recent experiences with Little Caesars, except for the brownie part.

@ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
I’m disappointed they discontinued the five-meat deep dish stuffed crust.

Looks like lasagna or stromboli.

I’m proud that I tried anchovies, this pizza is going extinct.

It is very salty.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Pizza Hut used to be decent when I was a kid.

I always order from one local pizzeria that makes a good thin crust. They’ll make a side of fried mushrooms if I ask, even though that’s not on the menu.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Anchovies have a strong flavor. IMO, they’re good only in small amounts, like in Caesar salad.