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Undead inside
smh I shared my dicks, y’all didn’t appreciate them. ecks dee
Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@LightningBolt
They were decent dicks, but I’m not looking for dicks.
They were decent dicks, but I’m not looking for dicks.
O. Hancock
Penis
@Meanlucario
@WinterFlower154
@That1GuyGAMER18
I hate to be a downer, and I think they’re stupid laws when they’re applied to consenting people over the age of 16 and within a few years of each other, but y’all need to be careful with that shit and shouldn’t be talking about that here, or anywhere else for that matter until y’all are both 18, because there are laws against it. Pople can and have been charged in cases in like this where parents found kids’ internet or phone history, etc. even when the kids thought they were absolutely positive nobody would, and then the cops get involved and then the boyfriend gets the book thrown at him and sent to prison for possessing child porn and for showing explicit images to a minor. It’s asinine in that context, but it does happen. That’s (some, not all) cops and our legal system for you.
@WinterFlower154
@That1GuyGAMER18
I hate to be a downer, and I think they’re stupid laws when they’re applied to consenting people over the age of 16 and within a few years of each other, but y’all need to be careful with that shit and shouldn’t be talking about that here, or anywhere else for that matter until y’all are both 18, because there are laws against it. Pople can and have been charged in cases in like this where parents found kids’ internet or phone history, etc. even when the kids thought they were absolutely positive nobody would, and then the cops get involved and then the boyfriend gets the book thrown at him and sent to prison for possessing child porn and for showing explicit images to a minor. It’s asinine in that context, but it does happen. That’s (some, not all) cops and our legal system for you.
******
Yo
@O. Hancock
I’m going to be 18 soon. I dont live with my parents, so they can’t look at my phone, and my parents would talk to me about who I’m dating before getting the cops involved.
I’m going to be 18 soon. I dont live with my parents, so they can’t look at my phone, and my parents would talk to me about who I’m dating before getting the cops involved.
O. Hancock
Penis
@O. Hancock
In fact, there’s actually, although very unlikely, a possibility that everyone here who posts anything lewd could be charged with something because we have someone in here who is admitting they’re not 18. I really really hate to be a downer. I know it is rather disappointing to hear this and rather unbecoming of me to say it, but it’s true… I don’t know that we should be posting anything in here too much with people who are admitting they’re under 18. I’ve had enough legal trouble in my life already.
In fact, there’s actually, although very unlikely, a possibility that everyone here who posts anything lewd could be charged with something because we have someone in here who is admitting they’re not 18. I really really hate to be a downer. I know it is rather disappointing to hear this and rather unbecoming of me to say it, but it’s true… I don’t know that we should be posting anything in here too much with people who are admitting they’re under 18. I’ve had enough legal trouble in my life already.
O. Hancock
Penis
@WinterFlower154
It’s still the principle of the matter. Also, I’d be surprised if the DerpiBooru rules actually allow it… Sounds like rule 4 to me.
It’s still the principle of the matter. Also, I’d be surprised if the DerpiBooru rules actually allow it… Sounds like rule 4 to me.
O. Hancock
Penis
From Rule 4:
“…Do not view or post any content you are forbidden from in your jurisdiction. For images, filter them…”
From Rule 5:
“Do not upload photographs of real life humans in sexual depictions or who may be underage. Do not discuss getting such images or having sexual real-life meetings with such people…”
Rule #n:
“There may always arise situations that were not accounted for in the above rules…”
It sounds like it’s against the spirit of the rules. Idk. Maybe I’m paranoid. Like I said, I already have had enough legal trouble. I’m just sayin’.
“…Do not view or post any content you are forbidden from in your jurisdiction. For images, filter them…”
From Rule 5:
“Do not upload photographs of real life humans in sexual depictions or who may be underage. Do not discuss getting such images or having sexual real-life meetings with such people…”
Rule #n:
“There may always arise situations that were not accounted for in the above rules…”
It sounds like it’s against the spirit of the rules. Idk. Maybe I’m paranoid. Like I said, I already have had enough legal trouble. I’m just sayin’.
Background Pony #DCBB
Have you ever had sex with the Earth?
Once, I saw a video of a man excavating a little trench for his penis — and penetrating the Earth with his cock there.
That was a novel way of planting some seeds!
Like everything, the Earth has an energetic frequency — an energetic identity — that we can tune into and sense.
We call her Mother Earth — but is that all she is?
Perhaps it’s time for us to stop seeing our planet as a nurturing Mother Earth and regard her as she truly is: Lover Earth.
A parent loves us unconditionally. However, with a parent, we can only grow so much.
It is with our lovers that we grow into our full selves. With our lovers, we learn to love the shadow parts of ourselves we thought was unlovable.
We come to love ourselves, through loving another.
Humanity has many shadows currently, many things we are doing to our lover that we shouldn’t — if we want her to stay with us.
When we love unconditionally, we love the life force that makes up the energetic imprint — the core essence — of the being we love.
When we love unconditionally, it doesn’t matter what our lover does, or how they look.
I came to be a Lover of Earth — and so from now on, I shall call her Lover Earth, not Mother Earth.
I love her valleys, her oceans, her skies, her forests, her winds, her frosts, her deserts, her lifeforms, and the pulsing core of lava inside her.
She nurtures me as all kind lovers do. Nurturing is not just the prerogative of the feminine, which is why we call her mother. The awakened Divine Masculine nurtures, too.
The shadow masculine does not nurture — it destroys. And we confuse the shadow masculine with the Divine Masculine.
Calling her Lover Earth means she can be any sex. Not just feminine. The awakened Masculine nurtures us by his protection — allowing us to bloom freely into who we are.
How I make love to Lover Earth is like this.
I breathe in through my fingers and toes.
Breathing in through my fingers and toes, I become aware of the core of my physical being — my Dan Tien in my womb.
I breathe in through my fingers and toes, and then out through my genitals and womb.
My genitals and womb start to feel like an “eye” that sees and feels the world with awakened sexual energy.
I trace the line from my tail bone to the top of my skull along my spine with my attention.
Now, I breathe in through my fingers and toes, and as I breathe out, the energy travels up and down along my spine to my genitals and Dan Tien.
Now I drop my awareness down into the Earth.
Just like we can feel inside of our bodies, we can also put our attention inside the Earth.
At this point, I may start touching myself on my clitoris. Or, I may penetrate myself. Often, I do penetrate myself when making love with Lover Earth as it feels more grounded than the “airy” sensations of just touching my clit.
I will be breathing in through my toes and fingers, and out through my genitals, whilst being aware and connected to Lover Earth through my heart now, as I place my attention on her.
Something strange can happen when I do this.
I can go from feeling very aroused, to feeling as if the sexual energy has gone.
It hasn’t gone. I have simply placed it into Lover Earth.
I will keep doing this until I orgasm, which may take a long, slow time to build up, as all the sexual energy is going to Lover Earth rather than being pent up in my body.
And she has a vast, vast body that can soak up all the sexual life force I can give her.
Afterwards, I feel very grounded and connected. Lover Earth whispers to me her secrets and dreams.
She tells me she wishes more people would make love to her like this
Once, I saw a video of a man excavating a little trench for his penis — and penetrating the Earth with his cock there.
That was a novel way of planting some seeds!
Like everything, the Earth has an energetic frequency — an energetic identity — that we can tune into and sense.
We call her Mother Earth — but is that all she is?
Perhaps it’s time for us to stop seeing our planet as a nurturing Mother Earth and regard her as she truly is: Lover Earth.
A parent loves us unconditionally. However, with a parent, we can only grow so much.
It is with our lovers that we grow into our full selves. With our lovers, we learn to love the shadow parts of ourselves we thought was unlovable.
We come to love ourselves, through loving another.
Humanity has many shadows currently, many things we are doing to our lover that we shouldn’t — if we want her to stay with us.
When we love unconditionally, we love the life force that makes up the energetic imprint — the core essence — of the being we love.
When we love unconditionally, it doesn’t matter what our lover does, or how they look.
I came to be a Lover of Earth — and so from now on, I shall call her Lover Earth, not Mother Earth.
I love her valleys, her oceans, her skies, her forests, her winds, her frosts, her deserts, her lifeforms, and the pulsing core of lava inside her.
She nurtures me as all kind lovers do. Nurturing is not just the prerogative of the feminine, which is why we call her mother. The awakened Divine Masculine nurtures, too.
The shadow masculine does not nurture — it destroys. And we confuse the shadow masculine with the Divine Masculine.
Calling her Lover Earth means she can be any sex. Not just feminine. The awakened Masculine nurtures us by his protection — allowing us to bloom freely into who we are.
How I make love to Lover Earth is like this.
I breathe in through my fingers and toes.
Breathing in through my fingers and toes, I become aware of the core of my physical being — my Dan Tien in my womb.
I breathe in through my fingers and toes, and then out through my genitals and womb.
My genitals and womb start to feel like an “eye” that sees and feels the world with awakened sexual energy.
I trace the line from my tail bone to the top of my skull along my spine with my attention.
Now, I breathe in through my fingers and toes, and as I breathe out, the energy travels up and down along my spine to my genitals and Dan Tien.
Now I drop my awareness down into the Earth.
Just like we can feel inside of our bodies, we can also put our attention inside the Earth.
At this point, I may start touching myself on my clitoris. Or, I may penetrate myself. Often, I do penetrate myself when making love with Lover Earth as it feels more grounded than the “airy” sensations of just touching my clit.
I will be breathing in through my toes and fingers, and out through my genitals, whilst being aware and connected to Lover Earth through my heart now, as I place my attention on her.
Something strange can happen when I do this.
I can go from feeling very aroused, to feeling as if the sexual energy has gone.
It hasn’t gone. I have simply placed it into Lover Earth.
I will keep doing this until I orgasm, which may take a long, slow time to build up, as all the sexual energy is going to Lover Earth rather than being pent up in my body.
And she has a vast, vast body that can soak up all the sexual life force I can give her.
Afterwards, I feel very grounded and connected. Lover Earth whispers to me her secrets and dreams.
She tells me she wishes more people would make love to her like this
Background Pony #4466
Anyone here familiar with Post Orgasm Torture?
O. Hancock
Penis
@O. Hancock
I mean hell, statistically speaking, there should be at least one person on this forum who works in law enforcement, and it’s a small world, you never know, they could live in one of our jurisdictions. I literally met a guy in a halfway house kind of thing I was staying in for a few months that had already seen one of my YouTube poops. We were roommates for a few months and it was the weirdest thing. It wasn’t even something really popular, he was just a guy who really loved watching spingebill YouTube poops. And there’s another guy who lives in my city of 70,000 people who is a brony musician I was in a Skype group with.
Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot respect for law enforcement. They’ve saved my life before, and they do a tough job that most people not in law enforcement certainly couldn’t do any better. That said, sometimes they can be pretty overzealous.
@Background Pony #B256
That’s what I figured, but I couldn’t find a copypasta of that anywhere. I think OP might be trying to start one here, but IDK.
@Background Pony #E5B2
Do not want.
I mean hell, statistically speaking, there should be at least one person on this forum who works in law enforcement, and it’s a small world, you never know, they could live in one of our jurisdictions. I literally met a guy in a halfway house kind of thing I was staying in for a few months that had already seen one of my YouTube poops. We were roommates for a few months and it was the weirdest thing. It wasn’t even something really popular, he was just a guy who really loved watching spingebill YouTube poops. And there’s another guy who lives in my city of 70,000 people who is a brony musician I was in a Skype group with.
Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot respect for law enforcement. They’ve saved my life before, and they do a tough job that most people not in law enforcement certainly couldn’t do any better. That said, sometimes they can be pretty overzealous.
@Background Pony #B256
That’s what I figured, but I couldn’t find a copypasta of that anywhere. I think OP might be trying to start one here, but IDK.
@Background Pony #E5B2
Do not want.
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