Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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Mr. Longley wagged his head and let out a snort of disdain as he read his students’ papers. Incoherent, unintelligible, unreadable, grammatically challenged, were some of the terms that came to mind. Where do these students come from? he asked himself. Where have they been? Most of them can’t construct a sentence correctly; most of them can’t write coherently; some can’t even read; and yet, they’re in college.He sighed and wagged his head again and picked up another paper to read.He perked up when he read the title of the paper: “Why I Am Gay” by Brandon Gray. He read it with increasing interest and enjoyment. Not only was the essay well-written and almost free of grammatical errors, it was revealing, provocative, graphic, and arousing. He felt his prick tingling and stiffening. He brushed a hand on his crotch.Brandon Gray, he thought. Yes, third period, freshman English…Yes.He stroked his cock as he pictured the student. Freshman, eighteen years old, blond Dutch Boy haircut, brown eyes, peachy-looking skin. Although the boy was short and compact, his figure was somewhat curvy, even shapely. Brandon, he thought, and swiped a hand on his dick. Umm, pretty for a boy; there’s something girlish and effeminate about him.He rubbed his stiff prick. Such a young pretty boy, he thought; and he’s gay….Mr. Longley sat at his desk in the classroom and watched the students as they came by and picked up their papers. Most of them were going to be dismayed by the grades on their papers; as well they should be.Brandon Gray came up to the desk and picked up his paper, and Mr. Longley swept his gaze over the boy. He felt his cock stir.He’s going to be somewhat mystified, he thought.Instead of writing a grade on Brandon’s paper, he had written: Interesting paper–You need to see me in my office so we can discuss it….Mr. Longley sat in his office holding Brandon’s paper. He dropped a hand and let it fall on his upper leg near his crotch.Brandon sat beside him. He was somewhat nervous and concerned because his teacher had not given him a grade for the paper.“First of all, I must say that this is certainly an interesting paper,” Mr. Longley moved his hand onto his crotch. “It’s thought-provoking and very…descriptive.” He began squeezing his dick. “It’s well-organized and well-written. I found it to be enjoyable and…provocative.” Brandon’s nervousness and concern faded. It was clear that his teacher was impressed by his paper and was going to give him a good grade for it.Mr. Longley began to slowly move his hand up and down on his crotch. He saw that Brandon had noticed. The boy was eyeing his crotch.“In fact, it’s the most interesting and provocative paper I’ve read in quite a while.“His peter was stiff; it poked up, bulging out. He gave it a good squeeze. He noticed that Brandon had moved his hand to his crotch and was squeezing his prick. He could see that the boy was growing a hard-on.“Very arousing paper; I’m going to give you an A for it.” He let the paper fall from his hand as if by accident. As he reached down to retrieve it, he moved a hand onto the boy’s leg and slid it on up to his crotch and palmed his cock. Brandon gasped and lifted his crotch up and spread his legs. Mr. Longley raised up and slipped his arm around the boy’s shoulder and began squeezing and rubbing his dick. The boy responded by moving his hand to Mr. Longley’s crotch and rubbing up and down on his peter.He got up and went to the door and locked it and came back. The boy had gotten up and was standing by his desk. Mr. Longley unzipped his fly and pulled his prick out, then did the same to Brandon. He wrapped his arms around the boy’s waist and pressed his cock forward.He hunched Brandon, rubbing his dick upon the boy’s prick. Brandon spread his legs, wrapped his arms around Mr. Longley’s shoulders and hunched back at him.He grasped the boy’s rump and rubbed and squeezed it as he nuzzled his cheek and neck.Teacher and student gasped and panted as they rubbed their peters together.Mr. Longley slid down to his knees and took Brandon’s cock in his mouth. He swirled his tongue around the head as he sucked it with his lips.“Oh, unh, ah, oh Mr. Longley,” the boy gasped as he thrust his dick into his teacher’s mouth.The boy’s prick was just the right size to suck. He ran his mouth down his student’s peter, taking it all in, sucking every inch of it.“Oh, ah, unh, ah!” Brandon panted and hunched.His teacher sucked his cock fast, bobbing his head up and down.Brandon huffed and heaved his crotch up as the cum came gushing up his dick. He spurted a glob of semen into his teacher’s mouth.Mr. Longley sucked and gulped and swallowed the creamy cum.He rose to his feet and placed his hands on Brandon’s head and pulled down. His student went down to his knees, opened his mouth and took the prick in.“Ah, yes,” Mr. Longley hissed and slid his peter into the boy’s warm wet mouth. He clasped Brandon’s head and drove his cock forward. “Ah, you sweet-sucking boy.“He humped his student’s face, pumping his dick down his mouth. “Oh, you hot-sucking pretty boy! Suck it all, suck every inch of my prick!“He heaved his peter forward and panted in lust as he spurted semen into the boy’s mouth. “Swallow my cum, swallow every drop of it!“He mashed his crotch on the boy’s face, grinding his balls on his chin as he spewed sperm into the young pretty boy’s mouth….Teacher and student had fallen in lust. From the time they had sucked each other, Mr. Longley and Brandon thought of little else. The rest of that day and evening and the next morning, they thought of each other’s cock and mouth.It didn’t take them long to get together again. The very next day, Brandon was in Mr. Longley’s office, and teacher and student went at it hot and heavy.It was the lunch hour, and Mr. Longley knew they had a whole hour to enjoy each other. Teacher and student had stripped and were completely naked.Mr. Longley stood behind Brandon, his arms around the boy’s waist, nuzzling his neck and cheek as he rubbed his prick on the boy’s rump and stroked his dick.“Oh, ah, oh Mr. Longley,” Brandon breathed out hotly as he rotated his butt and moved it back against his teacher’s peter.Mr. Longley swiped his cock on his student’s rear end, rubbing the soft smooth asscheeks, sliding his prick between them, rubbing up and down on the boy’s asscrack.“Oh, you sweet pretty boy,” he rasped. “I’m going to fuck you. Oh yes, I’m going to fuck your smooth soft blond ass.“He moved Brandon to the desk and pressed him down on his back, raised his legs and drew them back and grasped his buttocks. He moved his crotch up against the boy’s butt and pressed forward.He pushed his cockhead upon Brandon’s asshole, straining and pressing the knob forward, pushing it into his rump.“Oh yes,” he hissed as the head of his dick entered the boy’s asshole.He dug his peter in Brandon’s butt, stuffing his prick up the warm snug channel. The boy’s ass was deliciously minty and tight, and he grunted and groaned as he crammed his cock in it.Brandon thrust his rump up and threw his legs over his teacher’s shoulders and gasped and panted as the stiff dick jammed up his ass.Mr. Longley lustily frigged the young pretty boy, screwing him with good strong full thrusts of his peter.“Oh, you sweet-fucking boy!” he gasped.“Oh Mr. Longley!” Brandon panted. “Oh god, you’ve got the biggest cock! Oh, ah, this is the sweetest fucking I’ve ever had!“He lowered his head, opened his mouth and took his student’s prick in. He sucked up and down on the dick as he buggered the boy’s ass.Brandon heaved his rump up and jabbed his peter into his teacher’s wet sucking mouth. “Oh Jesus–oh hot cum! Suck me, fuck me! Oh god, every day–I want to be sucked and fucked like this every day!“Teacher and student climaxed simultaneously. Mr. Longley squirted sperm in Brandon’s ass as he spurted semen in his teacher’s mouth….Brandon got his wish. He and his teacher sucked and fucked every day.
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Hey I don’t want to get off topic, but I don’t know any other musicians here on DerpiBooru, certainly not any piano players. Are there any good forum threads on here for that that you know of?
Background Pony #DCBB
I was raised in a very conservative area. If I was ever curious about being with another man before the age of 40 I don’t remember it. It was taboo. The behavior was unwelcome in my friend group growing up.
 
I can’t tell you where that mindset began to change. The walls probably began to come down in my late 30s. Like many men I enjoyed watching porn from time to time. In my youth and early adulthood my focus was on the female form, but over time I found myself enjoying watching the man in the videos. I liked their bodies. I liked observing a hard cock, and I found myself loving watching a man cum.
 
Watching porn moved me to curiosity, which moved me to online chatting. After a couple of years of online chat rooms I decided I was open to a one on one meeting. That was almost 15 years ago. The road i’ve taken and the things i’ve done with a man are way beyond what I thought I would ever do growing up, but nothing compares to a night I had traveling on business about three years ago.
 
When I travel I occasionally go online and try and find somebody that I might like to connect with. When the connection is made and I am comfortable I will invite them to my hotel room. I’m picky and the meetings are usually very tame.
 
I met Shawn online through a gay website and we began to talk. He was dating a woman and I was 27 years married. He was a no immediate rush to get together, which I appreciated. We talked all day and became more and more comfortable with each other and with the idea of meeting. Just before dinner I extended an invite for him to come and see me in my hotel room.
 
At 9 PM I heard a knock on the door. We had exchanged pictures during the day but when I open the door he was better than I had hoped. He was tall, around 6’4”. I’m 6’3”. He was masculine and well-built, and was a very attractive 28-year-old man. He was very open to being with a 50-year-old man and there was a heightened sense of connection for me being the older daddy type to him.
 
We exchanged a few minutes of pleasantries. I sat on the edge of the bed and he sat in the hotel chair. He was not extremely knowledgeable about being with other men so I took the initiative. I asked him if he would like to undress and join me on the bed. I stood up and began to take my clothes off. He agreed and did likewise. His body was wonderful.
 
We laid down next to each other. We were both completely naked. We started by just touching ourselves but eventually I asked if I could reach over. He agreed and moved his hand so that I could take his thick cock in my hand. It was warm and hard and I begin to stroke him gently up-and-down.
 
He opened his legs wider so that I could run my hands up and down the inside of his thighs, cupping his balls while I continued stroking the length of his cock. After he had become comfortable he reached over and began touching my arms and my body as a way to further loosen up.
 
After a few minutes I asked if I could get closer. He nodded in agreement. I straddled his leg so that we could feel each other’s skin. I moved us close enough that I could rub both of our cocks together. I looked at him and without hesitation I leaned forward and our lips met. I had only kissed a couple of men in my 12 or 13 years of being curious, but I wanted this man.
 
Instinctively, our mouths opened and our tongues begin tracing circles around each other. I love to kiss and this man knew how to. The intensity of our kissing increased and our hands begin to wander with reckless abandon over each other.
 
I wanted him in my mouth. I pulled back from kissing him to ask him if I could go down on him. He smiled and said yes so I slid down positioned myself between his spread legs.
 
As I began to lower my mouth towards him his hand went to the back of my head. I could feel the desire in his touch. I could feel the strength of his muscles. I slowly licked the soft velvety tip and then ran my tongue the entire length of his shaft. I could hear his breathing intensify. Before taking him in my mouth I made sure to look right at him. Our eyes met as my mouth open to consumed him. I can’t say that I have had a lot of experience sucking cock, but I wanted this badly. I wanted him to take me and make my mouth his.
 
To this point he had been gentle lover but now the strength of his body and animal passion was taking over. He began making me take him deep into my throat. He was doing to me what I wanted. With women I am the one in control, but with this young stud I had given up control and was letting him do whatever he wanted.
 
Over and over I felt the length of his shaft sinking deep into my mouth. On occasion my back would arch as I gagged on the velvety tip hitting deep in my throat. I have never been so submissive to another man as I was in that moment.
 
Not wanting him to cum too quick, I took him out of my mouth and caught my breath. “Would you please rub your cock on my ass?” I asked him. He was fully desirous to do this. I moved to all fours and arched my back downward so that my ass was upward and fully exposed to him.
 
I felt him move up close behind me. His strong hands were now on my hips. I could feel his cock, still wet with my saliva, pressed between my now wide-open ass cheeks. He begin to move up and down. The heat between our bodies began to cause a sweat that made for greater lubrication. The room began to smell like masculine sex. This was everything that I wanted and this young inexperienced stud was out of his mind with ecstasy.
 
I felt him pull back from me and release his hands from my hips. Our bodies separated but only for a moment. Looking back over my shoulder I saw him reach down and take his thick shaft in his hand. I felt him press that soft tip against my hole, which was still warm from our friction. The look on his face was pure sexual lust. I would be his first.
 
During our conversation earlier in the day we had talked about being a top or bottom. We were both virgins, but in the past I had met with a guy who would use a dildo on my ass so I at least had that experience. But now, naked on the bed together, him pressing his engorged cock to my warm hole, we were both novices. I wanted his cock inside me, and he wanted to meet that need.
 
Using his body weight he pressed me down so that I was laying with my stomach flat on the bed. I kept my back arched so that my ass my still upward to receive him. I knew what was coming. “Go slow” I whispered. “I will…I promise” he whispered back between his sporadic breaths.
 
I could feel his hands spreading my ass wide open. I relaxed to receive him. “Fuck, you’re tight” he whispered. I smiled and relaxed even more. Suddenly he was in me. Not just the tip. His thick head was moving into me deeper. After a couple of inches he pulled back and then gently thrust himself into me again. Pressure of his thickness was not without a level of pain, but I wanted this. He wanted this.
 
I let him take my ass for several minutes. He would occasionally pull out to allow me to relax, but I wanted him in me so I would always pull him back towards me. I could not believe what I was doing. It was more than I had ever dreamed and this was the hottest man I could’ve ever wanted to be with.
 
He pulled me up on all fours begin kissing me over my shoulder as he continued taking my virgin ass from behind. The pain. The pleasure. Damn it was all so good.
 
“I’m going to cum” he moaned softly. I moved forward so that he would slide out of my warm ass and flipped over onto my back. He moved up close between my thighs so that we were skin to skin and begin to feverishly masturbate over me. “Shoot that fucking load all over me” I commanded.
 
Rope after rope of thick creamy cum shot all over my chest and stomach. His back arched and his body tensed with every release. I wanted to be there with him so I pulled him close to me and begin to masturbate for him. As I began to release my own load my hand moved around to his bare ass to pull him to me. I wanted our bodies to be one in that moment. The mess from both of our loads was all over us and I pulled him close to me so that I could kiss him as a sort of thank you for meeting a need.
 
We could feel the warmth of our release on our stomachs between us. We sat there relaxing in the moment. After a minute he slid off the bed and grabbed a towel for us. I could see on his face a look of confusion like he was unsure what had just happened. I let him know that I understood and that I had a great time.
 
After dressing he walked to the door. I again tried to affirm our time together. He left but I had his email. I messaged him the next day. He was still somewhat shaken up by the fact that he had done this with another man. I told him not to take it too hard. He would be ok.
 
We lost touch shortly there after but one of these days when I’m back in that same city I would love to meet up with him again.
Background Pony #DCBB
It all started when Willem was allowed to take a friend on holiday with  
him. His parents owned a small summer cottage on the coast of  
England and they were going to spend a couple of weeks there during the  
summer. There was no choice in the matter as to who he would ask, it had  
to be his best friend in the whole world, Zayden. Zayden was a few  
months older than Willem, putting them at eight and seven. They would  
have to share their room at the cottage with Willem’s four-year-old  
brother, Cohen. Willem was used to having Cohen around; after all, they  
shared a room at home and got along just fine.
 
Their holiday couldn’t come quickly enough, and the last few weeks of  
school dragged by for the two older boys. By the last day of school and  
the day before they would leave, they were so hyped about it, that Zayden  
ended up staying over with Willem so they could leave extra early in the  
morning.
 
The drive to the coast was only 90 minutes, and the instant they arrived,  
the boys leaped from the car and ran for the soft sand of the beach.  
Being several miles along the coast from the main public beaches, this  
stretch of sand was deserted and, as he had done since a baby, Willem  
stripped naked, dropping his clothes as he ran down the sand into the  
cool salty water. While Zayden’s family were a little more inhibited  
when it came to nudity, he wasn’t exactly shy about exposing his body.  
Seeing Willem’s freedom, Zayden followed suit by stripping his clothes  
and dumping them in a pile at the high tide mark. He chased after  
Willem, who was stood in the shallows, and as he reached him, Willem  
turned suddenly and pushed Zayden over into an oncoming wave. Zayden sat  
up in the water and stared at Willem, his long, dirty blond hair  
plastered down over his shocked face, making Willem laugh. He grabbed a  
hand full of wet sand and threw it at Willem, catching him square on the  
chest. It dribbled down his smooth skin, around and then into his belly  
button and then down over his cock. The cold water made his balls  
tighten and cock twitch. He lent over and scooped up his own hand full  
of sand and walked over to Zayden and slowly let the sand pour through  
his hands over his head. The sand was almost the same colour as Zayden’s  
hair, which Willem had always envied. His was dark brown, and spiked.  
Zayden jumped up and wrestled Willem to the floor. The boys were well  
matched and often play wrestled, never really getting the better of each  
other. They rolled over in the water, splashing up sand and water,  
neither boy managing to get a good grip on the other as their smooth wet  
skin slipped under the others hands. When the boys separated for a few  
seconds, Willem glanced down at Zayden’s crotch and started to laugh.  
Between his legs, Zayden was sporting an erection, his stiff cock  
standing perfectly upright against his pubic region. His hard cock was  
about 4 inches long and ended with about half and inch of excess  
foreskin.
 
“What you laughing at ass wipe? Bet you can’t get a stiffy!” challenged  
Zayden.
 
To which Willem replied “Can too! I’m always getting them”
 
“Come on then, show me, if you can…”
 
Willem reached down and pulled back his foreskin, exposing his small  
purple glans. He rubbed his hand over his crotch, making himself hard  
for his friend to see. Within seconds his cock was arching upwards,  
pointing out from his body.
 
To Willem, Zayden’s cock looked bigger then his; to Zayden, Willem’s cock  
looked the larger of the two. Neither wanted to state that, but both  
wanted to know the difference between their cocks.
 
“Who’s is bigger?” enquired Zayden.
 
Willem stepped forward and tentatively took hold of Zayden’s stiff prick,  
pulling down to a 90 degree angle from his body. He pushed his down to  
the same angle and pressed them together side by side. Both boys had the  
same size cock, but it was clear that Zayden had a thicker one. Also his  
cock had a slight curve to the right, while Willem’s stiff little dick  
couldn’t be straighter. Willem let go of Zayden’s cock and it flicked  
back up against his body.
 
Suddenly Zayden grabbed Willem and wrestled him back down into the sea.  
Willem could feel Zayden’s hard cock poking into his side as he brought  
him down. Willem kinda let him, enjoying the feel of his friends prick  
against his skin. He reached down and grabbed it as they tumbled over in  
the sand and water and Zayden followed his example. Continuing to roll  
in the water, the boys rubbed each others stiff cocks and suddenly Zayden  
started to moan and shudder and a dry orgasm spread through his body. As  
it subsided, Zayden laid back in the sea, letting the water wash over his  
body. Still his cock was stiff as a board, laying flat against his body.
 
The boys ran up the beach until they reached the dry sand. They flopped  
down to dry out. Both boys still had hardons. Zayden grabbed a hand  
full of dry sand and began to let it fall through his hand over Willem’s  
cock and balls. The sand stuck to his wet skin. Willem knelt and,  
sliding his hands under Zayden, rolled him over, liking the way his skin  
looked covered in sand. when Zayden stood, the excess sand fell from  
him, leaving a coating of sand all over him.
 
Zayden then did something Willem wasn’t expecting. Taking hold of his  
stiff cock, he prised it downward, aiming it at Willem’s sand-covered  
legs and started to pee. As the sand washed from his legs the boys  
started to laugh. Willem shoved Zayden over, making his piss spray all  
over the place. Standing over Zayden’s sandy body, Willem pushed his  
hard cock downwards and started to piss over his friend. As his piss  
splattered down on Zayden, Willem watched as he exposed the smooth white  
skin. He started on Zayden’s belly, letting large clear area form. As  
it splashed, the piss also cleared little circles on Zayden’s chest and  
thighs. A pool formed in his belly button and then a stream down round  
his crotch and balls. Willem re-aimed his cock at Zayden’s crotch and  
began washing sand from his cock and balls, exposing his stiff cock to  
the sun again. Willem redirected his stream yet again, moving up to  
Zayden’s chest. As he sprayed the last of his piss, Willem’s hard cock  
slipped free of his hand and flicked up into the air, sending and  
uncontrolled gush of piss up over Zayden’s face, his hair and then onto  
the sand above his head. As the stream subsided, Zayden got a second  
dose of piss on his face, but this time his mouth was open from laughing  
and he got a mouth full of hot piss from his friend.
 
Willem fell to the floor, laughing at their piss game. The boys laid in  
the sun, letting the piss-soaked sand dry before having to go back to the  
cottage. As the boys changed in the bedroom, Willem was sure he could  
smell piss on them, but didn’t care. He just wished they didn’t have to  
go to his Dad’s friends house tonight for a meal tonight; there would be  
no chance for fun with Zayden until they got back tonight. Even then  
there would be Cohen about and they couldn’t do stuff in front of him…
Background Pony #82AA
All these story are really gonna push my sexual ability…
 
I cam only jerk off so many times a day! XD
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