Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Background Pony #1797
I had a weird dream about being raped by a pack of dogs.
Then I went inside this small wooden outhouse that turned into a giant prison bathroom with no urinals, and when I whipped it out to piss my dick looked like an egg.
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Okay this is gonna sound weird, but I suddenly have a thing for busty ladies sinking in quicksand. Having their big boobs staying on the surface for a time before the rest of them goes down.
…and no, I don’t like seeing them killed off either. It’s the whole “in peril, but we won’t show the aftermath” thing for me.
Background Pony #1797
It’s so awkward trying to sleep naked and your ball sack keeps sticking to your legs.
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