Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Emerald Tanuki
It’s cut from an explicit image. This one, to be precise. Warning: very NSFW, and very gay.

@Silent_Witness
I will just have to take your word for it.

One question: Is having a clingy GF good?

@Prince Areo
Most of me says “no”.

@Emerald Tanuki
So what about those who still survives with their clingy girlfriend?

@Prince Areo
If you’re the touch-starved sort, probabaly.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Probably.

Let’s just leave it at that.

Happy Valentine’s day

Idk why but women who wear shoulders showing stuff is the sexiest thing to me ever like omg I wish I could meet women to talk about stuff like this

This is one example and also dress are super hot like this

And women hear that I can talk to about this stuff that gets me off?(as long as your over 18 please)

Two lesbians scissoring while making out have the potential to form an unbroken loop with their digestive systems if they’re flexible enough.

You are now cursed with this knowledge.

@Zincy
The Human Centipede if it was produced by Filly Films.

I’ll never understand penetrating nipples.

I started watching FIM about 4 months ago now, when I first started it made me stop fapping completely. 2 months later I started fapping again, not often, once a week, now it’s about twice a week.

I’m intrigued by the psychology behind this, I used to fap nearly every day, I can’t think of any other enviromental factors or causes.

Ten years ago I fucked a trash bag filled with warm water. It was best sex in my life yet.

That’s exactly how I’d describe one of my exs.

@Meanlucario
Doesn’t mean everyone else can’t enjoy it…even me.

@blue-case90
…When did I imply that?

It’s been 21 years since my “breast expansion” fetish awoke.

I hope you like girls with more arms.

@Background Pony #9AD2
I’m reminded of a certain film.

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i recently discovered how much i’m into having things up my ass, it kind of surprised me. even using a plug makes everything so much sensitive, it’s fucking amazing.

They need an entire game, maybe even a series where Scooby gets stuck to Velma’s butt, think of the merchandise they’d sell.

Hey-o!

You can be a bitch? Well, then!