Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
@Meanlucario
Only if it’s something like crabs, which I’m sure exists in some form off a body.
Only if it’s something like crabs, which I’m sure exists in some form off a body.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
I will be flying out of town this 24th.…and I’m gonna do some “watching porn in-flight” challenge. I hope I make it for just 10 seconds. LolRemember what I promised. 🤪
Just discovered mid-flight indecency could land me in jail for 6 years. I dodged an asteroid right there a year ago, heh.
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Every time I jerk off I can’t dream about sex
@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Probably still could seeing that you autographed it
Probably still could seeing that you autographed it
Hali the Emoji girl 
Goth Cinnamon Roll
Female character has obvious pink hair or etc, porn artist draws her with black pubic hair for some dumb reason. Why the fuck do they do this?
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@Hali the Emoji girl
I’m guessing an assumption of the hair being dyed.
I’m guessing an assumption of the hair being dyed.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ 
Zamasu
@Meanlucario
I wouldn’t know. There are no rural strip clubs in Utah. Just a few in Salt Lake City.
I wouldn’t know. There are no rural strip clubs in Utah. Just a few in Salt Lake City.
Hali the Emoji girl
Goth Cinnamon Roll
They also do this to characters with regular hair colors too for some reason.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
So, how do you respond to the theory that futanari enthusiasts actually crave dick more than male homosexuals?
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Lord WyrmSpawN
…What? I guess if they are sticking it in guy’s bums/mouths, though less so if into another gal.
…What? I guess if they are sticking it in guy’s bums/mouths, though less so if into another gal.
RD4590 
Vortex Clipper
@Lord WyrmSpawN
Gay may like to stick their dick into other male, but not necessarily craving for dicks. So yes.
Gay may like to stick their dick into other male, but not necessarily craving for dicks. So yes.
Background Pony #1797
Blowjobs are turning women into lesbians.
She’ll wipe the grime of countless souls from her mouth and her bones crackle as she sets her sights on another women.
Next thing you know they team up against you and you’re suffering from irritable bowl syndrome in a zoo.
Background Pony #052D
I feel like there should be a dating advice thread. I’ve been asking for it here and it doesn’t really fit.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
@Background Pony #052D
Feels like that would be painful, but I’m sure more general threads would pass it out willingly.
Feels like that would be painful, but I’m sure more general threads would pass it out willingly.
Background Pony #9F6E
Deletion reason: Spam
KennyC 
I wish I had a female friend I could talk to about things that got me off, and what I found attractive about females in general
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