Splatoon thread

As terrifying as it is incredible.

but, also, just wanted to share that while i may not even beat the horrorboros, you can shoot your eggs at the bomb in its mouth while it’s forming. Preventing it from dropping while still doing damage.

On another note, screw whoever added charging weapons of any kind into the pool for weapons in this mode.

Okay, now I have a REAL reason to participate in Big Runs: getting a picture of the King Salmonid when it approaches.

Oh and maybe get some gold so I can keep scrubbing my outfit and collect enough chunks to recreate them into my ideal armor set.

Boy, I’m really starting to despise salmon run. losing out on a bunch of eggs during glowflies because the randos i play with don’t get that I’m nearly immortal up on a wall is one thing, but me and a different rando throwing bombs at a flyfish only to have them bounce off each other is some shite that would break a lesser man and his tv.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
It’s one reason I stick with Turf Wars. (and currently trying to get through the story mode, I think I finally understand how it works)

@Lord WyrmSpawN
I really hate Glowflies but everyother one of the Salmon run is okay.

Nice job getting rid of the Salmonids guys!

I had a truly awful time.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Hey, you tried at least!

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Yeah it this one kinda sucked for me too. Where people were struggling against the boss. To me dying to the worst one to do.

Right now my plan is to stick with my main outfit and keep unlocking abilities, then scrub them off to get the chunks and rinse/repeat.

I beat the final boss of the story mode, Mr. Grizz.

Also I’m shocked, it’s Mario Day and we don’t have a Splatfest for this weekend, instead last weekend we got, and to quote a certain user on this site, a STUPID Big run? (I like Splatfest more than Big Run, much like how I like Turf Wars more than Salmon Run)

@Jade Kitsune
Now you’ll have that last level to beat. It’s tough even for people that are good at the game.

When the next Splatfest is announced, I’m buying the DLC and I’ll go to Inkopolis for every single one of the Squid Sisters’ concerts.

I updated my Octoling self a little, the clothes are the same though.

My biggest regret is never getting into the series until 3. Imagine all the Miiverse posts I could’ve made at every Splatfest in the first game!

@Jade Kitsune
I know right.

And here we are in Splatoon 3 where the majority of people can ignore Turf War to do, Competitive stuff and in Splatoon 2 the biggest weakness there is Inner Agent 3.

My new goals:

Guys. Guys. Guys.

New Splatfest alert.

And this time, I’ve even pulled it from Nintendo of AMERICA’s Twitter, so you can stop complaining about the weird time/date placement that Europe uses. Okay? Okay? Good, okay.

TBH, I’m not sure which of them seem the most plausible. I’ll let you know which one I choose.

@Jade Kitsune
Aliens, because we aren’t the only ones in the universe. Also we are discovering planets with water on them.

I was gonna go with Aliens because even with our fancy technology, we still haven’t found Nessie or Bigfoot, and the universe is HUGE but how much life exists is up for debate. But then I realize we have some sea monsters that COULD be related to Nessie…

I’ll let you guys know which one I choose when the time comes to vote, okay?

@Jade Kitsune
And you forgot something Nessie is in Scotland.

Seems like a gimme to Frye, but I won’t complain.

Just don’t let Big Man wear the Bigfoot costume, he’s not even a mammal!