The Sports Thread

@Background Pony #2902
You don’t know a backstage mishap when you see one?

@SleepySteve
I saw, already.

@SleepySteve
My other browser couldn’t play it for some reason.

@Background Pony #2902
Ah.

Interesting. New York’s CBS station switched Saints-Patriots for Ravens-Steelers on Sunday.

@SleepySteve
Please let Matt Canada cause the Steelers to lose.

New England Patriots? More like New England Loyalists.

The Bills losses this season. Jags and Jets. Both teams start with the letter J. Like their QB Josh Allen. the Jaguars have their own Josh Allen. Thus Josh Allen defeated Josh Allen yet again.

@igotnopicks
At least he wasn’t personally humiliated by The Other Josh Allen this time.

The audacity of this team being so good for once (Lions are at 4-1 and I know it’s cheap to be smug about anyone winning vs a 0-5 team but still)

Can’t wait for the sports riot in Detroit.

@Background Human
This time we were robbed a sack by Josh Allen.

The 49ers put on a GOD DAMN clinic against the COWGIRLS.

Be the Arizona Cardinals.
Trade away Josh Dobbs. And you face off against the Cleveland Browns. Who put a murderfest against your team. Not only that but Josh Dobbs won the game.

The Gloriousness of Tank Bowl
You lose. You win a worse draft pick.
You win. You lose on that draft pick.

This week is Bears and Panthers who traded that pick to the Bears.
If the Bears lose they lose out on that draft pick.

I’m a Panthers fan, so selfishly I hope we lose

@igotnopicks
I don’t know who’s gonna win this game, but I can damn sure tell you who’s gonna lose: Amazon, the NFL, and the American people.

@Holofan4life
Your team doesn’t have a first round pick you guys traded it to the Bears.

The winner is the loser. If the Panther win they screw up the Bears.
If the Bears win they keep that 1 one pick down there.

Lions on thanksgiving gave the Packers a W.

The Cowboys trounced the Commanders(I hate that name)

49ers beating the Seahawks on thursday night football and it wasn’t even close. Pete Caroll decided to go for it on 4th down and ran the ball but the 49ers read it better.

Now we take a look at the Jets vs Dolphins. Oh a hailmary. And the Dolphins scored on defense. Well Tim Boyle sucked more ass than Zach Wilson.

The Eagles a team built on pride getting destroyed by the 49ers.

This felt sweet. Even with Dre Greenlaw getting kicked out of the game.

The XFL and USFL have merged to form the United Football League (UFL).

From the XFL Conference:

St. Louis Battlehawks
D.C. Defenders
San Antonio Brahmas
Arlington Renegades

From the USFL Conference:

Birmingham Stallions
Memphis Showboats
Michigan Panthers
Houston Roughnecks (merged with the Houston Gamblers)

The Pittsburgh Maulers, Philadelphia Stars, New Jersey Generals, New Orleans Breakers, Vegas Vipers, Orlando Guardians, and Seattle Sea Dragons have all suspended operations.

I don’t know if anyone other me watches Darts on here, but Oh My God…

This, 16 year old. Luke Littler. Has just reached the World Darts Championship Final at the first time of asking, and has just demolished Rob Cross (a former world champion in his own right) 6 sets to 2.

This kid is absolutely incredible.

Eagles fans want to tear their team apart.

As a Niner fan it is fun to watch the Eagle fans chew up thier own team after they lost to the Arizona Cardinals.

I can’t believe I don’t have to shrug off the Lions and indeed go my backup team this year. Normally it would be Lions first and Eagles second, but I can entirely dismiss the Eagles. The Lions are wildin’ out rn.

Bizarre as fuck they lost to Dallas by one point, what the hell lmao