The Sports Thread

The Bills: Oh wow Aaron Rodgers went down hopefully we can win.

The Jets:We can still do this. We can still do this.

After the Game
The Bills:WTF
The Jets:WE WON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@igotnopicks
It’s ultimately a pyhrrhic victory as Rodgers did indeed tear his Achilles.

Here comes the TV flexing!

[@SleepySteve](/forums/generals/topics/the-sports-thread?post_id=5515300#post_5515300
Now we get to see Aaron coach Zach Wilson on the sidelines.

I’m not too big on sports in general, but apparently there’s going to be a football game which will be animated simultaneously in the Toy Story world so that one I’ll definitely catch.

@DanielOrange
Which Football?

American Football with the Egg shaped ball.
Or Soccer also known as Football around the world.

@igotnopicks
American. In fact, here’s the tweet in question.

@DanielOrange
The Falcons and Jags.
Wow that is maybe an unexcited game.

The Falcons are not that exciting and the Jags minus Josh Allen is probably the only the thing that makes sense.

@igotnopicks
At least my Falcons finally began the season with a winning record after God knows how long…

The US Soccer team is consolidating all operations in Atlanta, my own backyard, with help from a $50 million investment from Arthur Blank, owner of Atlanta United FC.

They will leave their longtime home in Chicago, though it will maintain its training centers in Kansas City and Los Angeles.

The Vikings.

Took an L this week but it’s no harm. Kirk Cousins messes up in Prime Time games. And from what I saw the Eagles look horrendous.

Prime Video is where all the shitty matchups go, apparently.

@SleepySteve
Thursday Night Football this season a Sloppy game between the Chiefs and the Lions where the Lions won.
And the Vikings and the Eagles where the Eagles did absolutely nothing for 4 quarter and won.

Falcons barely edge out the Packers.

Cool 49ers beat the Rams.

What I’m learning, the 49ers secondary is made of swiss cheese. And Stafford can get hit.

The Browns never cease to amuse me.

They spent $230 million guaranteed on a player credibly accused of sexual assault, and look where it’s got them.

@SleepySteve
Also note Nick Chubb’s season is over too. So the Browns are fucked.

Man Fox NFL is really getting the short end of the stick in next week’s late afternoon window.

(Unfortunately I’m stuck with the Cowboys-Cardinals game. Might be why my CBS station booked Panthers-Seahawks against it.)

Elect me as president and I will nationalize sports broadcasting

aw yea universalization time

(this will also unfuck college sports conferences and probably just send them back to PROPER regionalization)

@SleepySteve
Oh boy we are stuck with Cowboys vs. Cardinals. I live in Arizona.

Which mean I can watch the Cardinals tank live.

This is wierd whats going on with Alan Williams his house got raided by the FBI(or something) and he resigned. Then the Bears released Nathan Petermeme too.

The season has already began and the Bears suck. Fields has regressed into Mitchell Trubitsky. The defense can’t stop a fly and the team is a bigger dumpster fire than the rest of the NFL excluding the Cardinals (maybe).

Dude Ed Hoculi’s son is a shittier ref than his dad lots of missed facemask calls. a safety not called and most importantly the Ref almost handed them the win.

The Bears week keeps getting worse.

From thier QB Maturity about the reporters. To thier Defensive Coordinator. And now people stole stuff from their facilities.

OK so if there was a rule you had the power to change or remove to make a single game of a sport weird as fuck, what would you do

@AaronMk
American Football: make the clock stop after every play, and keep it stopped until the next snap.

The average NFL game has 11 minutes of live-ball action spread across 3 hours. Requiring a full 60 minutes of live-ball action would make the game 16 or 17 hours long. You’d have to do it like a two-day cricket match: one day for each half, lunch breaks after the first and third quarter. And God help you if you need overtime.

@Background Human
The longest Baseball Game lasted 8 hours 25 minutes and 33 innings long.(There is no tie in Baseball and it could have lasted 24 hours since the game began)
The longest Cricket Match 14 days(God damn)