Crazy Headcanons

My messed up headcannon is thorax is shining armors son… Makes no sense but at the same time it does… I’ll just leave now

EG Dash will become a college dropout after graduating from high school, but she’s going to be succesful in the life nonetheless.

The Humane 7, particularly Sunset Shimmer, are being watched by some kind of secret quasi-governmental agency.

Fluttershy is an ASMR-tist.

@Count Adramélekh Sear ov the Far East  

 
 
Yeah, about that….

@YetAnotherBrony  
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@YetAnotherBrony  
Haven’t watched that video in a long long time. I am more focused on listening to tapping and watery noises these days.

@Count Adramélekh Sear ov the Far East
 
I’m more into brushing and mild crinkling noises. ASMRSurge and MassageASMR are my go-to for “intentional” ASMR and Steve1989MREInfo and Bob Ross videos are my “unintentional” ASMR favorites.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Surge, Massage, asmr zeitgeist, RaffyTaphy, Ghetto and Ephemeral Rift for me.

When Kirins are sad or depressed, they freeze up as well as the surrounding area.

Sociopathic Kirins are weaker than normal ones because the lack of connections with their amygdala means they have weak emotional responses, ergo, not enough fire power.

Celestia’s favorite day is Sunday. Luna’s is Moonday.
 
Their constant bickering and royal decrees on which is the beginning of the week has been the bane of calendar makers since forever.

Rainbow Dash has enough empty pizza boxes to build a second home.

Applebloom will become a poison master with enough time practicing potions.

@Twi_Clown  

@SwordKing  
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Peetzer.

Crystals are highly concentrated forms of magic.

Starlight was supposed to be the element of magic, but because she was running the town, the title was given to Twilight.

Gallus is the son of Rainbow Dash and Gilda, but he doesn’t know it.

@UserAccount  
He seems a bit too old for that, so I’m assuming time travel shenanigans?

@Scrounge  
Or griffons just grow that fast.
 
Look at Gabby.
 
I’m not convinced she isn’t the same age as the crusaders.

When Kirins get extremely scared or terrified, they may release a jolt of electricity similar to am EMP blast. They may move around in random directions similar to the movement pf electricity until the the source of fear is gone or the Kirirn calms down. Also, when they yelp or surprised, they may release a blast of lightning in a random direction.

My headcanon is that Rainbow Dash has an extremely strong heart, thanks to genetic. Her heart can go up to 400 bpm before starting to struggle

I’m sure someone has said this before, but it wasn’t Celestia that banished Nightmare Moon- it was Daybreaker. Banishing her sister is a pretty extreme measure that I just don’t think Celestia would ever take, even if it was unavoidable, but it’s something Daybreaker would do in a heartbeat. It’s why Celestia is so torn up over Luna’s banishment- she made a stupid mistake and let Daybreaker take over, and DB’s arrogance is what pushed Luna over the edge into becoming Nightmare Moon. DB won that fight, but Celestia was horrified when she figured out what happened, so she swore to never use the Elements of Harmony again, hence the need for Twilight and friends to save Nightmare Moon.

@GenericArchancgel
 
Makes sense. Would also be a fail-safe forcing six beings to work together to use the Elements of Harmony, similar to how two separate keys must be inserted into two separate locks 50 feet apart and turned simultaneously to unlock the nuclear bomb codes.