Crazy Headcanons

@Scrounge  
Are you saying psychology isn’t a science? I know some psych majors who would be very vocal about that sentiment.
 
And getting her on the couch? Don’t make me laugh. I strongly suspect the last pony who tried ended up on the moon. For different reasons, but the moon nonetheless.

@GenericArchangel  
No, I’m just saying that I should have specified.
 
…Though it does occur to me that for someone whose lifespan is in the quadruple digits, Celestia was probably around long before the field of psychology as we know it, which would certainly contribute to the problem. I can imagine why someone who was around back when phrenology was still considered valid might be a bit skeptical with regards to “Do they really understand it, or do they just think they do?”

G5 crackpot hopes for certain characters:
 
Starlight Glimmer is Mayor of the unicorn capital and second in command to the Unicorn king. A devastatingly intelligent mage in her own right, she rose through the political ranks at an unprecedented young age, and most know her for her fanatical devotion to the king himself, second only to her dedication to a ‘pure and just society that all seek to emulate!’. Some rumor this is an act to feign loyalty as she has eyes on the crown herself, others wish that were the case.
 
Sunset Shimmer is one of the Court’s most trusted mages, valedictorian at Starswirl Academy, trusted with scouting the realms repeatedly and reporting back to the court all anomalies and going-ons. A savvy sorceress known throughout all worlds, she has fans among many races. Always makes time for her ‘biggest’ in the earthen realm, a starry-eyed little earthy librarian who diligently documents her adventures….

Smolder likes to pants others. As in, she sneaks up on random people and puts pants on them.
 
And then she pulls the pants down. Nobody is quite sure why.

I believe one day Twilight Sparkle will eat an enormous amount of hayburgers and then through mitosis she’ll split into two Twilight’s.

@Twi Clown  
Then she dumps her copy with no memory of her herself out into the mirror portal into a random world with only her traits and the form of the local civilization of the planet.

Hope Hollow is the Equestria version of South Dakota.

Princess Celestia is a Kinsey 6.

Gallus was named after the animals that found him when he was an egg. After all, since he said that “I don’t have a family” in one Hearth’s Warming episode, it could be a hen that raised him, resulting in this blue boi developing rooster-like habits.
 
He would be fun if he tends to crow a lot. What a poor creature.
 

@Pinto Bean  

 
I’d almost put her at a perfect Kinsey 3, because immortality is a LONG time to restrict your choice of lover to only one sex.

@Random-Rambling  
She’s never been stated to be immortal.
 
That being said, I also like to make long-lived beings pansexual so it really doesn’t matter. I’m sure if I lived a long-ass time I’d be more willing to experiment.

Berry Punch is not the towns drunk. She’s on charge of a juice company and is a rather succesful businessmare.

@Twi Clown
 
Replace ‘juice’ with ‘wine’ and ‘company’ with ‘family vineyard’ and you got my headcanon.

@Mildgyth
 
I don’t know, family vineyard doesn’t sounds modern. :P

@Twi Clown
 
She got drunk at a party ONCE and they still won’t let her live it down.

@Jarkes  
Welcome to this fandom.
 
Character does anything and they are labeled with it forever, even background ponies.
 
I’m just glad my namesake never did anything stupid enough to get it burned on her persona forever.

@LightningBolt  
Muffins.

@LightningBolt  
She did something

@Broken Adam  
Not enough.

@LightningBolt
 
That actually wasn’t meant as a meta joke about fandom portrayals, but you’re not wrong.

@LightningBolt  
By not doing enough she did something  
She will be known by that

@Broken Adam  
>:(
 
@Jarkes  
lolfair

@LightningBolt
 
I’m pretty sure the actual Lightning Bolt in the show might have done something dumb enough to deserve recognicion. And I’ll find out.

@Twi Clown  
:(

@LightningBolt
 
Aww, I give up, I looked for screencaps and I couldn’t find anything.