Crazy Headcanons

@pixel  
Rarity does everything on her phone.  
Fluttershy doesn’t own a computer of any kind.  
Rainbow Dash has been using the same machine since 1996.

@Brass Beau  
I was thinking Rainbow Dash would have a fairly up to date gaming PC. Then I realized she’s probably a console gamer.

Luna uses an abacus. Celestia has a staff to do computing tasks for her.

@pixel  
Seems like Rainbow Dash could be interpreted either way: either a crazy powerful gaming PC with an over-the-top fancy watercooled case (with her love of speed and coolness), or as you say a console gamer (with her not-so-intellectual nature translating into relatively limited technological literacy).

@DoctorWTF  
She’s on one of those servers for people that drop the game before they lose.

I can’t take credit for this one. I saw it on the Internet years ago but cannot recall where. Anyway:
 
Ponies are highly toxic. Their cheerful colors are in fact aposematism.

@Background Pony #6F7B  
I think it was definitely here on this site, even on this thread once or twice, that you saw that.
 
edit: Found it.  
>>757254

The 1337 and H4x0rful Trixie uses Arch btw. Or Kali Linux.
 
8-Bit has a C64 with quite a number of accessories.
 
Poindexter uses FreeBSD.

If Rarity is angry she’s usually a drama queen and very vocal in her emotion. However when she’s surprisingly quiet when she feels rage, then she’s extremely outraged.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer  
In fact I just thought of this headcanon. Rarity when she was a filly and a teen was somewhat vengeful and often got into fights with others or playing nightmarish pranks on who she is displeased with.
 
Nowadays instead of trying to be petty by setting up a booby trap she acts overdramatic to make it so she doesn’t act in a violent way by bottling up her emotions.

At least half of the Pink Hearts of Courage awarded overall are awarded posthumously.

Instead of normal mammalian biological reproduction, in Equestria, baby ponies come from a magical baby factory.
 
Derpy and Scootaloo are factory seconds.

@Background Pony #6F7B  
Happens a lot with pegasus models. Too many complex parts.

When Applejack was a teen she used to make ugly sweaters and winter clothing for her family. While they did their job of keeping you warm and cozy, they looked like the lamest dorkiest clothing ever. So the Apples would secretly go to Rarity for their winter clothing. But they wouldn’t tell AJ since they didn’t want to hurt her feelings.

Pinkie Pie is a unicorn. Her horn is hidden in her hair. Her hair flattening when she’s depressed is a visual only for the audience. It doesn’t actually do that in the reality of the show.

@Brass Beau  
Note that given her background, she never actually learned to use any magic. She may not even know the horn is there herself.

@Latecomer  
Her magical limit, however, is limitless.

@Communist Starlight  
But what she does isn’t magic in the unicorn sense - just Pinkie.

@Latecomer  
If standard unicorn magic is like classical music, Pinkie wants to sing-a

@Brass Beau  
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a?

Zephyr now talks about how great he is at main therapy after flutter butter constantly to his friends and family and they actually accept it since at least he has the skill to back his talk.

@Sadrai  
Zephyr found a way to grow Cranky Doodle’s mane back. Unfortunately, Zephyr styles it like his own.

The TV series is actually from Equestria. It’s a fanciful musical sitcom about a young mare moving to a small town and making friends. It is no more reflective or indicative of Equestrian culture or life there than “Saved by the Bell” or “Gilligan’s Island” is of American culture in the present day.
 
Twilight Sparkle is played by an Earth Pony actress. The horn and wings are prosthetic, and the “magic,” flight, etc., are added in post production. They’re CGI.

@Background Pony #6F7B  
The actress pony for Fluttershy was actually an earth pony as well. The casting is still highly controversial. Rarity was played by a trans mare.

@Brass Beau  
Lol that’s another headcanon I have the only one who likes Zephyr style is Discord because of how chaotic it is.