Project Amethyst (NSFW)

@Cerebrate19  
(I wouldn’t be able to do anything with a solid coating me)

@Toffee  
(Well, it was just a little spit. If anything, it’s like a bit of glue stuck to your face.)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Oh. Alrighty!)

The pegasus would pry the hardened glue stuff off his face, taking a few tries. He would take a few deep breaths before talking “Are you fuckin’ kidding me, Bytes, the maniac could’ve fuggin killed me!”

@Toffee  
“you can breath just fine in the stuff, sadly. and be honest you dying would markedly improve our chances.”

@Cerebrate19  
“Fuck off you Celestia damned garbage.” He would rub his nostril with a hoof, giving a small sneeze. “Equestria would be safer without your kind.”

@Toffee  
Bytes: I’M GONNA KILL FUCKING BOTH OF YOU IN A SECOND!  
@Cerebrate19  
Bytes: Y’know what? No. NO. FUCKING NO. You’re gonna give ME the FUCKING glasses, And I’LL hold onto them until otherwise! I’m not a leader! That’s perfectly FUCKING OBVIOUS! But neither are you! So just drop this STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENT, and GIVE ME THE GLASSES.  
Bytes glares at Toffee.  
Bytes: And for the record, you kinda did bitch about us bringing a changeling!

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“Yeah, not like I did anything, unlike this threat to our society.” He would glare at the changeling for a moment before back to Bytes. “But that raises a good question, who the fuck is leading this mission?” He would fidget with his armor while talking, apparently the armor wasn’t meant to support wings under it

@Toffee  
Bytes: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!!! NOBODY!

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
The pegasus recoiled a small bit “Jeez Bytes, I was just asking, figured its kinda important”

@Creepa-Bot Inc.
 
@Toffee  
“this is not a frat party you….ugh, hopeless. you’re defnitely not, bytes refused and no one else in this bloody entourage even speaks, so i don’t win the popularity vote but everyone else here seems to not have a plan, know what they’re doing or THINK about what they’re doing.”

@Toffee  
Bytes: WELL, THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO DO TO ME WHEN YOU START BICKERING LIKE FUCKING FOALS!

@Cerebrate19  
“Yeah, fuck no. I sure as hell ain’t following you as a leader. I can at least trust Bytes at least.” He would glower at the changeling

@Cerebrate19  
Bytes: Refuse? WHEN DID I REFUSE?! Alli said was that I’m not a leader! That doesn’t mean I’m not the leader! I’m trying my DAMN BEST, BUT NOW I’M ALL CONFUSED!  
Bytes buries his face in his hooves and starts screaming in anger.

@Toffee
 
@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“we’re a thousand years in the past, and even here the changelings are evil thing has gotten old already, put on a new record while the unstable spellcaster over there recovers from your brainlessness.”

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
The pegasus would glance at Bytes, then the changeling, then back to Bytes. He would give a small sigh “Look, Bytes, I sure as hell don’t like it, but I guess I can work with the bug if it keeps you from ending up like this”

(this is the genuinely worst squad someone could have sent… discord is probably laughing his pieces off.)

@Cerebrate19  
(Most likely.)

@Cerebrate19  
(Pfft, yea.)  
@Cerebrate19  
Bytes: Oh, call me deaf, why don’t you? MAKE ME FEEL EVEN FUCKING WORSE?!  
@Toffee  
Bytes: I….I don’t…..I just….GAAAH!……..just let me calm down!

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
The pegasus Just gave a small nod and sat down on the ground, running a hoof through the grass

Phosphorus: Alright, I’ve had enough of this! Now, I don’t know about you, but I think that you should be focusing on whatever it was you were sent here to do, and not your grudges! I mean, it’s not like arguing’s gonna take Sombra down! If anything, it’d help him!

Dark Ice continued dragging the guards and prisoners towards the castle. “I wonder what my father will think of me coming back.”

@ADJLfanatic52  
Guard 2: I-I’m sure he’d be h-h-happy to see you!

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“What’s wrong? You sound scared about something. I thought you guys were supposed to be tough or something.”

@ADJLfanatic52  
Guard 1 kicks Guard 2, then smiles at Dark.  
Guard 1: Sorry, he’s…..erm…….a new recruit! Nervous around royalty, don’t’cha know? _{Especially Sombra’s kind…} But he’ll get used to it!