Project Amethyst (NSFW)

Bytes: Alright. Now, whatever happens, do not step away. Alright? Cuz this might be a hectic experience for us.  
Bytes clears his throat and closes his eyes. His horn starts glowing.  
Bytes: May the passage of time, Open for me…  
At first, nothing happens.  
Bytes: And present past lives, For me to see…  
But then the group begins to feel a slight tingle.  
Allow me to walk, In earlier times…  
The tingling starts to intensify, and the light in the room begins flickering.  
Bytes: And change their events, With the turn of a dime…  
The light goes out, Bytes horn glows brighter, His voice starts to sound a bit distorted, and he begins to levitate off the ground, which begins to rumble as the markings on the ground glow.  
Bytes: If the future is a river, Then I’ll control the tides!  
The tingling continues to intensify, and the space above the group begins to waver. Bytes’ horn glows even brighter, and a ringing starts in everyone’s ears.  
Bytes: Goddess Faust, I ask you…  
Bytes suddenly opens his eyes, which are now beaming white light. The space above wavers even more. Bytes’ voice raises in volume.  
Bytes: LET ME TURN BACK TIME!  
Everyone in the room begins to levitate as well, and what appears to be a tiny rift has opened in the space above.  
Bytes: ക്ലോക്കുകൾ റിവൈൻഡ്!  
The rift grows a little.  
Bytes: ക്ലോക്കുകൾ റിവൈൻഡ്!  
The rift grows again, now the size of a rabbit hole.  
Bytes: ക്ലോക്കുകൾ റിവൈൻഡ്!  
The rift grows yet again, now the size of a small manhole. Suddenly, an earth pony mare with pink fur and a red mane opens the door.  
???: Is this the bathroom?  
Bytes: ക്ലോക്കുകൾ റിവൈൻഡ്!  
The rift finally grows to the size of a large table, and begins to suck in everyone in the room, including the mare.  
???: NO, IT’S NOT! NO, IT’S NOT! AAAAAAAAUGH!  
The mare grabs the doorframe, but to no avail as the rift sucks her in, then closes. Everything in the room goes back to normal. Meanwhile, inside the rift…

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Post in bit)

@Toffee  
(A’ight.)

(So…….you doing okay?)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
Cerus: “of course a hitchhiker that doesn’t belong got pulled into this… try to keep it in until we arrive.”

@Cerebrate19  
???: AAAAAAUGH! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHERE AM I?! WHO ARE YOU PONIES?! AAAAAAAAAAAH!  
Bytes: For Celestia’s sake, calm the fuck down! We’ll be out of this shortly!  
???: AAAAAAAAAUGH!  
The mare is in hysterics, and it seems like Bytes can’t calm her down.

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
cerus is currently considering his options, finally deciding to forgo the stun spell and its’ possible negative effects i favor of making his way over to her and calming her down personally.
 
“like i tell every hysteric pony in my life, breathe in, count to ten, breathe out, count to twelve, then repeat.”

@Cerebrate19  
The mare does this, and soon is relatively calm.  
???: Aah……ah……..huh…..oh, Celestia help me, where are we?  
Bytes: We are currently on our way to the Crystal Empire.  
???: Huh? But I thought we were already…  
Bytes: Well, technically the Crystal Empire during Sombra’s rule.  
???: WHAT?! SOMBRA?!  
Bytes: Hey, hey! I said calm down! Deep breaths, relax, you’ll be fine.  
???: Nnnnngh…….why did I have to drink that cappuccino?  
Bytes: What, do you need to take a leak?  
The mare looks away, embarrassed.  
Bytes: Oh….

@Creepa-Bot Inc.
 
“all in agreement to omit that from the record?”

@Cerebrate19  
Bytes: Agreed. Erm, mind telling us your name, ma’am?  
???: Phosphorus. It’s Phosphorus.  
Bytes: Ah, well, nice to meet you, Phosphorus. I’m Bytes, and these other fellows are Cerus, Zaknel, Toffee, Lucile, Aristotle, Stealth Mark, and Shadow. We’ve been assigned to liberate the Crystal Empire from Sombra’s rule before he makes it disappear. Y’know, like he did a long while ago.  
Phosphorus: I’m……..not following.  
(Hey, ADJLfanatic52, now might be a good time to check in.)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“We” The pegasus uses his wing to gesture to the entire group “Are traveling back in time to stop Sombra from ever ruiling.”

@Toffee  
Phosphorus: Back in time? You mean like that Starlight fellow?

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
The pegasus groans and rubs his temples. “Why does everyone compare us to her? Who even is she?” He would mumble before answering “Yeah sure”

@Toffee  
“and you got that all out without even slurring.”

@Cerebrate19  
“Ah shuddup, It’s n like I was THAT drunk…”

@Toffee  
“you’re still not walking in a straight line.”

@Cerebrate19  
The pegasus opened his mouth as to say something, but just settled for a groan and flip off with the wing instead

@Toffee  
@Cerebrate19  
Bytes: Guys, now isn’t the best time to start bickering.

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“better now than on the job, but it would be a good time to orient ourselves.”

@Cerebrate19
 
@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
The pegasus groans and just sorta walks away from the rest, laying down a bit away from them

@Toffee  
“and there we go. not even started and hes slacking off already.”

(Aren’t we still in the rift?)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Oh, I thoughtit was like a big empty area)

@Toffee  
(Alrighty, I’ve stalled us long enough.)
 
A bright light begins to shine ahead. As the group flies closer, it gets brighter and brighter, until suddenly…  
@JANUARY 17th, 2015 10:27 PM  
OUTSKIRTS OF THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE@  
A rift opens above the grassy land, and the group falls out of it and slams onto the ground. The rift closes.  
Bytes: Ow! Ow! That was not expected! Mmngh…