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“Well… A great commander once said: To outwit your enemy you must show them what they want to see. In this case, Celestia looked like she was frail, and she could break at a moments notice. However…..” He seemed to go silent for a moment, before continuing. “However, she was the most fiercest, deadliest warrior I had ever seen. She had tremendous strength, and an axe that was twice her size! Her favorite attack, and I will never forget it, was to leap in the air and look you straight in the eyes as she came down and split you in two…”
…I approve of this
O_O That is genuinely terrifying.
Of course her cakelust has been replaced with bloodlust.
It’s never been the same since the Gattle of Ghastly Gorge. She screamed as enemy soldiers wiped out her entire battallion, held her down, cut out her tongue, and sewed her mouth shut and left her to drown. However they made the crucial mistake of not staying around to make sure the job was done. She drank herself out of her death and escaped the gorge with her life, but at the sacrifice of being unable to taste the one thing that truly made her happy.
They say the last thing you hear before you die is the choked scream coming from her nostrils. The last thing you’ll probably see as a whole being is the rather infantile cupcake pendant hanging from her left wrist… just before your world is sent spinning, gradually slowing down when you finally pivot into place.
…By then you would notice that your body is lying a foot or so before you, your world growing darker by the second, until a bright light shines and sends you into the void unknown.
She’s known as the UnderDawn Princess, the one who leads soldiers to the gates of hell.
BULLSH¿T! YOU DIDN’T CONVINCE ME!
one that seems to be missing a mouth.