This is the definition of a crack fic.

I don’t know much about Overwatch’s characters, and I think Trixie was revealed to have fake magic as her special talent (or something like that), but unless they’re infused with pure light energy they don’t stand a chance against the Shadow Queen.

@Background Pony #343A  
I never said I was judging the entire genre. I was just comparing the two games. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

@FanOfMostEverything  
In some RPG character have 9999 hp, in some 50. You shouldn’t put all RPG and games into one box.
 
In Paper Mario 2, Shadow Queen have 150 hp while bonetail have 200 hp. In Overwatch, Shadow Queen would be a boss with over 3000 hp and quite a lot of shields and armor thanks to her final form (which protects her from damage unless you use 7 crystal stars to your advantage).
 
If you would make Shadow Queen a normal character, she would either be a tank/damager type with slow movements but strong spells and lots of shields and armor. Or she would be damager/support with low hp, but with strong offensive spells and some spells that supports your alies.
 
In this case however, Trixie and Tracer are doomed.

cute

Context is a funny thing. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, 150 hit points mean you’re the first stage of a final boss. In Overwatch, the same amount means you’re a glass cannon.