@Flying Pancake
 
Batman: WHY DID SHE SAY THAT NAME!?  
Superman: Bruce, lots of people are named Martha! It’s a common name!  
Batman: HER NAME WAS YOUR MOM’S NAME WHICH WAS MY MOM’S NAME! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!  
Superman: …done?  
Batman: Almost. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! …okay, now I’m done.  
Superman: Seriously, Bruce. This needs to stop. Come on, lets go get some coffee and talk. It will make you feel better, okay?  
Batman: Okay. Good idea.
 
Later, at Starbucks…
 
Barista: Vanilla mocha frappe for Martha?  
Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?  
Superman: ((sighs))

“Cuando las cartas no le llegan a Celestia, si no a Superman* LAL

@FanOfMostEverything  
“Dear Superman,  
Can you come get your friend? He just showed up, kicked down my door, and then curled into a fetal position and started repeating my name and weeping uncontrollably.  
Sincerely, Martha Smith”
 
“Darn it, Bruce, that’s the third time this week.”

Actually it’s based on this from the comics https://4.bp.blogspot.com/baczwMyyQIY/V2MCAMoh8aI/AAAAAAAKbFY/iEx8BU8Iqr4hiZlUt5MhqTzs9GeKczKwgCLcB/s1600/Superman%2B_2BFor2Bthe_2BAnimals2B01_2Bpage022Bcopy.jpg

@Cyborg_pony  
Or awkward letters from everyone on the planet named Martha.

I’m guessing they’re letters on how much of a clod he is.