@97blackbird  
 
^{Are we going for quadruples? I think we’re goin’ for quads!}

Somebody insert the shot of Shining Armor’s Wife toss.

@Meanlucario  
Yes yes, I know, but you don’t throw the bat pony, you monsters.  
even if she can fly-

@Communist Starlight  

@Meanlucario  
I’ve thrown a dragonborn, but not a halfling yet.  
I’m waiting for my moment.

@Communist Starlight  
You never thrown a halfling before?

@Meanlucario  

@Mishka  
Living beings are the best throwing weapon.

@Mishka  

Aww so cute, very cute, yes, quite cute..
 
but…
 
How far can throw?

It’s been years, and this image is still freakin’ adorable.

@Twilight_Shimmer  
Consider that a comment on the animated one x3 . If memory serves, I was the last to post on it and double posting isn’t something I like to do.
 
Unless, you know, somebody necros it for me. Wink. Nudge. Wink.

@Joseph Raszagal  
XD

@Twilight_Shimmer  
I totally forgot about the animated one!
 
Nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble nibble =3
 
@Communist Starlight  
Glad you enjoyed it, comrade x3 .

@Joseph Raszagal  
F&%*ing amazing, yo.

@97blackbird  
yes, it was made in response to a comment I made about a year ago.
 
https://derpibooru.org/images/1930833

@Twilight_Shimmer  
There’s an animated version?

kinda surprised noone comments on the animated version of this anymore

@Tetrominon  
Just remember, you guys made me do it.
 
This was a triumph  
I’m petting a bat here  
Huge success!  
It’s hard to overstate  
My satisfaction
 
Batpony Science:  
We do what we must  
Because it’s cute  
For the good of all of us  
Except the ones who have hnnng’d
 
But there’s no sense crying when you get a little stuck  
You just nibble a finger and look adorable as F$%&  
And the science gets done  
And you eat a huge plum  
For the people who are still alive
 
I ain’t even mad, yo  
I’m being so sincere right EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  
Even though you took my fruit  
How could you?  
It was a jerk move  
All of those pretty plums and mangoes  
As you ate them I began to thirst for revenge
 
Now these points I’m making paint a beautiful crime  
As you run out of blood  
You also run out of time  
So I’m glad you’re a jerk  
You’ve awakened my thirst  
For all the people with plasma still alive…
 
I’m tired and I’m starting a new job tomorrow, so yell at me later if the rhyme scheme sucks or whatever xD.

@Joseph Raszagal  
For the good of all of us  
Except the ones who have hnnng’d

@Communist Starlight  
SCP virus infected.

Science is cute?
 

 
 
Suddenly the adorableness of Twilight now makes sense…

@Dirty Bit  
Batpony Science.  
We do what we must.  
Because it’s cute.

@Vinylshadow
 
It’s hard to overstate your satisfaction

This was a triumph.  
I’m petting a bat here.  
HUGE SUCCESS.