Spike be like.
 
Spike:Yo what up rainbow wanna hang out?  
RD:Hell yeah! Where do you wanna go little dragon dude?  
Spike:Let’s go hang out at sugarcube corner.  
RD:I was thinking the same thing.
 
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Spk: This is how I’d imagine myself standing while sweet talking Rarity. I’d just lean against some object just like a boss. Smooth.  
AD: Is it awkward in here or is it just you?  
Spk: Sigh… yeah, that’s just me.  
Starlight walks in.  
SG: WOAH! WHAT’S WITH ALL THE AWKWARD *COUGH* IN THE AIR?  
Spk: Sigh…  
SG: Why are you two in this closet together?  
AD: WAIT! THIS IS A CLOSET?  
SG: Yeah.  
AD: Why does Twilight have such a big closet in her castle? And why’s it just some random door in some hallway?  
SG: Because this castle is like Twilight herself. It’s just weird and it’s best to never mention it. EVER!  
AD: Okay.  
SG: That’s nothing. I once got lost in one of the pantries and it took me FIVE DAYS to find my way out! Not even teleportation spells helped. This castle is like that old play ‘The Cube’ you know, where they kept changing the backdrops and props over and over again.  
Spk: Sigh…  
AD: Huh?  
SG: Spike? Have you been standing like that this whole time?  
Spk: Yes.  
SG: Why?  
Spk: I think I hurt my back… Ouch. Yup, definitely hurt my back.