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It’s a movie now.
Yeah.
Hell fucking yeah it was.
Seriously.
…
Who’s the top hat weirdo?
By our standards.
For the day, he was pretty forward thinking.
No problem, Abe. Keep Blazing!
JFK had his brains splattered all over the place.
Roosevelt I could believe. I heard he once beat a bear to death with his bear hands.
Not his own hands, a pair he tore off another bear.
These are just rumors. By the way, Kennedy here says hello.
@HamburgerTime
Oh yeah, that was in 1865. Thank you.
@Mayojar77
Well, what did you think of the first two acts?
1865
Roosevelt died.
He died in his sleep.
JFK died.
He was assassinated in broad daylight.
You were assassinated during a play.
Maybe you forgot how bullets work, but they tend to go right through bone.
Oh, now that’s just cold.
He didn’t even get to see the whole thing.
Only a truly evil person would even try to resurrect Roosevelt, and in his indignation, he would kill his master.
This is if he was a zombie, the state where he has almost no free will of his own.
We would have three days to get everyone off the planet, because without a master, he will be a slave to his hunger, killing and turning everything in his way.
That is the true apocalypse.