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Rainbow Dash makes an appearance at a “Gun Appreciation Day” rally.
NOOOO!!!!!
Hmm, this was hardly much of an ‘adventure’. Disappointing…
Leaves
Pats at pockets
I don’t think so… I have a picture of David Tennant, a bent paper clip, a toy hair-dryer, a Milotic pokemon card, and a penny.
W̕o̶ul͘͡d̢͢͠ ͘͜y͢o͜͜u̸̕̕ h͜͟͞a̴̧p̸p͢͞ę͟n͡ to̵͞ ̵̴h͏̨a̴͝v҉̵e̸ ̛á̵̸ ̛th̸͟r̢͠oa̧ţ ̶͘l̸̀o̕z̷̕͠en͟͝g҉e͠?̷̴
Rainbow Dash allready knows martial arts. she is also faster than a bullet. Why would she need a gun?
Some new-fangled eldritch abomination. Feh, the internet has it easy these days. Back in my time, all we had to praise with our tears and screams was Nyarlathotep, and we never complained!
Z̷͝͠A̶͠L͏G̷̛̛Ǫ̴͞ ̶̛͠I҉҉S͘ ̨̀D̡EA̶D̸͘.҉ I A̵̷M̧ H͠IS͏͠ ͜͜S̷U̶̕C̴͏̵C̴͜È̸̴Ś͞-̨҉ Zalgo? Who is Zalgo?
Recoils
Good lord, what happened to your voice?! Was that… Zalgo?
B̴U͞T͠ ͘͢C҉H̢̢I͝LD̡Ŕ̛͞E̷N ͘͜ARÉ̷̕ T҉͘͏H̀E̶ ̀O҉̨͝N̵Ļ̛͟Y͜ ̸͞H̵͞U̶̵M҉A͟N̢̛͢S҉ T̷H̶A̧Ţ ͡ḨE W̸͟IL̴͟Ĺ͘ ́C̵̀͝OR̵͢͡RŲṔ̕T̢
Maybe you should think about using soldiers more apt at warfare for your army. On the other hand, if you did use children, I could call you Kony Top. Ahaha.
Thanks a lot, jerky pants!
First you ruin my attempts at invading Sweet Apple Acres, now you impede the formation of my dark army!
… I see my past actions precede me.
Turns to the children
Run off now, little scamps. Go on, shoo. Go play with sharp objects or whatever it is you do.Gulps.
I.. um..
RUN CHILDREN, RUN!
Walks in
Children, Carrot Top? You’d better not be up to your usual antics.
and put them on an Island
nothing will go wrong :D
Places the children into a massive pile.
FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN
WE MUST BAN THE CHIDREN
In our children!?
NOT THE CHILDREN!
Oh shit chemical warfare!