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i figured she’d be that kind of pony

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Patrick Bateman
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The Mare Killer
I wake up at 6 in the morning so that I can exfoliate my skin, then I put an icepack on my face accompanied with stomach crunches
I am then greeted by a smurf mare telling me to not talk to her, luckily for her I have no interest in interacting
Not until I pull her into the shower with me and beat her blue ass harder than I chopped Paul Allen’s head off, or any homeless man’s dog, that way we are both starting our days at our peak
Background Pony #B175
Monster energy drink or Monster “Protein Shake”?  
And yes, I do mean cum.
mulbmerl
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
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@Power Play
 
afaik there’s only one chemical formula for caffeine, so wouldn’t all caffeine technically be “natural”
 
…also yes, those creamers are pretty tempting to just drink straight
 
 
@Wayneponeth
 
that’s how i’ve been drinking tea so i like where you’re coming from lol
Buttlord Wayne
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@mulbmerl  
As a person who likes sugar a little too much, coffee is actually the one thing I prefer less sugar the better. I still drink ice latte once in a while but even then I drink sugarless. Cream and milk in coffee is fine but no sugar. :P
SparkleDash

Professional Shipper
You shouldn’t drink Monster too much. It’s bad for your teeth and general health. Try drinking coffee instead and make Monster more of a “sometimes” drink. (My advice.)
 
Trust me, I learned the hard way, even though I drank Red Bull more often, it applies to all energy drinks.