Discorded Fluttershy has no murderous intent.

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The one on the right

“pinkie i have cake” Ḉ̴̛̛̛̛͚̺͈̙̘̦̬̞̊́̐̀͊͐̒͑͗̊̈́̂̅͛̿̔͗̆̀̾̌̈́̏̍͒̉͆̾̅̿̿̍͆̑̉͆̈́͌͆̈́́͛̑̾́͋͗͋́͗̂͌͒̍̂̈́͌̐͛͋̓́̃͐̀̉̈̔́̓̚͘͘̕̕̕̚̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝A̶̡̧̢̧̧̡̧̡̧̨̡̡̛̛̺͓̮̮̤̥̳͎̬̝̺͔̥̘̞̥͓̙̰̙̯̰̹̲̯͔̪̯̗͉͖̦̳̠͓̫̩̙͇͙̝͇͖͙̞͎͎̝͈̦̜̫̣̠̠͓͔̳̼̗̗̠͍̦͗̍̇̅̾͑͒̽͊̃̑̈́̓̎̊̂͆̎́͗̍̈̕̕̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅK̴̡̡͙̯̱̣̰̯͙͓͎͔̓̇͜E̴̢̨̨̘̘̖̯̗͚̥̯̭̟͈͇͕̘̙̬̟̭̭̫̲̯̜͚̩̗͒̑̒̏͑͛̾̀̔̋̅̏͗̈́̊͒̈̉̈́̌̎̌͋́̆͋̽̅̓̀̋̽̓̄͋͂̓̊̌̅̒̿͒̒͂̀͗͂̌̔̄͐̑̃̎̏̀̇̉͛̈́͌̇̅̈́̀̀̃̎͋͂̇̀̑̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ

Pinkie, because all she’ll ask is why I haven’t gone to her party.

Pinkameana because with enough snuggles I have a chance of turning her into Pinkie and if I fail I at least get killed or turned into cupcakes by one of my favorite ponys.

I pick Pinkie for Three reasons.First she is actually MORE sane than regular Pinkie so at least i can reason with her.Two if she can listen i can join her.And three I like Cupcakes.

Pinkamena of course! Haven’t you seen putting your hoof down? Pinkie’s various knifes and scalpels look like children’s toys next to fluttershy’s punches and kicks that can launch a pony from the ground into the bell of a bell tower.

uhhh.. flutters cause.. pinkie pie been said to make “cupcakes”

I would choose fluttershy because at least I won’t be made into pastry treats

ILL SHOOT PINKAMIENA STRAIGHT IN THE BRAIN

Fluttershy. When she’s in a bad mood, she’s really more rude than violent, so she’s probably the least dangerous of the two.

Fluttershy. If i have to go, i can at least go happy.

Depends. Who’s more likely to get angrier should I strike back?

Fluttershy can’t break the laws of physics, she’s also fragile.

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Actually, you know what? I can take ’em.
 
All ponies are hopelessly ticklish.

I’m going to say Pinkamena.
 
At least you have a small chance of being able to reason with Pinkamena, and if that fails, she’ll just kill you. Flutterbitch, however, would go out of her way to traumatise you for life no matter what you do.

Fluttershy, that way I have an excuse to take a shot at her.  
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both, go hard or go home…

Both! Let them come. There’s a dwarf in Moria that still draws breath!

relying on the cards and the arcana i pick pinkamania

Pinkamena. I’d feel terrible if I did anything even mildly rude to Flutterbitch because it’s not really her fault. She’s just discorded fluttershy.
 
Pinkamena would be far more physically aggressive, but that just eliminates any ethical ambiguity. I could dispatch her with minimal complications. I’d just take about 800mg of kava (something I have plenty of) to keep me calm and wait here until she enters my field of fire.
 
This room only has one door and one window. It’s my understanding Pinkamena’s weapon of choice is some kind of knife. Indoors, I like pistols that fire large, low velocity rounds (I prefer hollow point unless I’m just practicing because I’m not in the military and therefore I’m not restricted by the Geneva conventions) because they usually expand more inside the target at lower velocities.
 
Also, with a pistol I can keep it in a retention hold when I turn a corner. This is very important because I’m not trained to clear rooms with a rifle or shotgun. Even though I’m not a great shot with any handgun I’ve ever used (especially compared to my rifle marksmanship which only does me any good if I’m outside) I could certainly take her down before we’re close enough for her to engage me.
 
It wouldn’t be nearly that simple with Fluttershy. I’m not aware of any pharmaceutical product, device or skill I posess that could save me from her.

Two pony problems?  
One solution: HUGS

Flutterbitch. At least I’ll be able to survive.