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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@poiuj1
 
“narrative dramatics” always makes sense to me, because it’s just showing the dramatic scene in slo-mo. like the football guy jumping to intercept. when a genre savvy character actually tries to interrupt, it’s like ‘zap, done’ in canontime, except if the writers are trying to make fun of narrative dynamics.
 
that said, it would have been awesome if she zapped them at a full on charge at her instead of just standing there like mooks.
 
but then, so would the crystal empire at night. some awesome things simply can never be…
gorkspewdium

@Scrounge  
‘Course not, but a few prepared traps and/or some kinda divide-and-equalize strategy might’ve padded out Part 1’s action quotient. Heck, just stick that net up on the cave ceiling, drop it & zap Twiley first.
gorkspewdium

@Scrounge  
Come to think of it, a line of scrimmage might just put ‘em close enough to foul the De-Marking Beam’s path-especially if they’re trying to fend off a diving peggie. As seen here? Yeah, they’re not stopping Dash from a hovering start.
 
As for “freeze at horrific magic you were sorta forewarned about?” Natural but unproductive reaction, ‘specially with their prior season-capper experiences. At least Twilight tried, though maybe a shield would’ve stopped the DMB. Still not so bad as the time they just watched A.K. Yearling get worked over.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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nobody's favorite
@gorkspewdium  
Depends on who’s starting from where, but the Stepford Ponies might be able to get in position if they expect they’ll need to block before the need actually arises. But honestly…
 
 
@gorkspewdium @poiuj1  
…I’d forgive them for being frozen in shock. Being told about the unmarking is one thing, but seeing it for yourself is probably quite another.
 
 
@Ichijoe  
If by “best pony” you mean “dangerous fanatic”. :P
gorkspewdium

@Scrounge  
That still seems to depend on mojo-impaired villagers being quick enough to stop at least two MVPones (’specially RD) from bumrushing somepone a few body-lengths away-specially since later in that ep, we see a distinct vigor gap ‘tween the Equalized Six and their recharged allies. Thank plot for mandated reaction time, huh?  
@poiuj1  
Yeah, and unlike other pernicious magick types (Sombra, Discord, Tirek), Glimmy’s still presumably mortal & punchable. Our Heroines could stand to work on their reflexes vis-a-vis ‘mundane’ pone-aggressors.
poiuj1
Artist -

@Scrounge  
5 seconds stun, 5 seconds cutie mark extraction - Twilight (bonus 5 seconds of smugness)  
1 seconds stun, 5 seconds cutie mark extraction - Mane 5/6
 
At 2 seconds per pony, SG could have been reached since she was only a few paces away.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@gorkspewdium  
The big question would be how fast she can switch gears, then.
 
The point isn’t their toughness, just that there’s nothing you could do with them to distract Starlight, and they could buy her just enough time to finish.
gorkspewdium

@Scrounge  
Initial double-talk I can buy, but if Dash & AJ can reach her before she switches gears from equalizing Twiley, she might be too busy eating hoof to crank out a beam or shield. How well do we think unicorns can focus through blunt trauma?
 
Point on the hostage thing, which probably wouldn’t occur to the unengaged three anyway. Still, would gimped pones with ordinarily upper-medium tier mojo really be much (if any) tougher than the loads of Changeling drones we saw Squiggley, Shy & Pinks whup on?
gorkspewdium

@poiuj1  
Yeah, that sounds about right. Pinks, Squiggletail and Shy have occasionally demonstrated more than enough moxie to clean house on a pack of energy-hobbled villagers whilst Dash & AJ run interference for Twi. I suppose they might have hangups about whomping on other pones (as seen in that Daring Do ep), but still.
poiuj1
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@gorkspewdium  
The spell seems to work like a tractor beam, drawing the pony’s magic into the cutie mark and then off of the pony. Disrupting the beam would probably stall the process. AJ and/or RD could have attacked SG in enough time to break the spell on Twilight, then forced SG to fight or retreat. The spell of sameness probably isn’t an effective weapon against a multi-front attack. SG was lucky that the other 5 were trapped by the necessity of “narrative dramatics” to cast a net over the tightly packed group.
gorkspewdium

@poiuj1  
Narrative dramatics are the 12-pound albatross pecking pragmatism’s ear.  
But yeah, what happens when you smack a high-octane unicorn mid-spellcast? Harmless dissipation? Feedback shockwave? Involuntary damage to whatever they’re fiddling with? Probably depends on the spell.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Background Human  
Doing it accidentally and immediately prioritizing undoing it above all else is different from doing it on purpose and planning to do it to everypony you can get your hooves on.
 
Among other differences.
Ichijoe
Duck - Shills for Shillary

Its just what happens when you get banished to work the rest of your Life in One of Celestia’s Work Camps. You didn’t think she just sends everypony to the Moooon did you? I’m guessing that Glimmer was the Moff (i.e. A Provisional Governor), of the Region recently visited by the Main6