@Solitude  
ironically, Unicron didn’t have an officially toy release until the early 2000’s

@Keith Mowz  
Well that’s not entirely true. The inhabitants of Lithone were never made into toys.
 
But speaking of.
 
“The irony of Welles playing a planet-sized eating machine wasn’t lost on anyone.”  
-Michael McConnohie
 
“You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I’m destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.”  
-Orson Welles

@AaronMk  
Needs to be more quadrupedal and custom tailored to exploit and (for lack of a better word) dehumanize them into part of a cyborg hivemind.
 
 
@Solitude
 
Oancitizen: “I want [F for Fake] to be [Orson Welles’] last movie. Because otherwise, his actual last movie would be his role as Unicron, in Transformers: The Movie, in which he played a planet-sized toy that ate other, smaller toys. So, typecasting.”

@Keith Mowz
 

 
Citizen notice…

Well there’s  
 
Among other things.

@AaronMk  
I am now imagining a pony version of the Combine.
 
shudder

@Sr Pelusa  
you just won the internets!

@kleptomage  
>>955980

Horrible abominations like Thingpone might be out there… Let’s go right now

If you think space is bad, don’t think about multi-dimensional space.
 
It’s just highly advised you don’t.
 

 
Ever.

@redactedpony  
Joining gifs to static images is beyond me. If someone knowledgeable wants to try it, they are welcome to.

This loses some punch without the animation on the final panel.

We are but the skin infection of a mote of dust orbiting a spark. Space doesn’t know we’re here.

@r0BSCENE  
Now I want someone to remake the original alien trailer with Brownie Bun’s head on Ripley’s body.

Space isn’t evil, it just doesn’t care about you or your continued existance. It kills you with immeasurable indifference.

@r0BSCENE  

Quick! Someone connect the stars and let’s see what constellation we get!

In space nopony can hear you horse noise.

@kleptomage  
Don’t abuse hyperspace or giant spiders will come and kill your entire race.  
So sayeth Descent: Freespace.

You think space travel is bad? Try warp travel.