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General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 12
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 11
Randomosaur
@Background Human
Actually, you can swap between Cadance and Molestia, but nopony else, and only once every 1,000 years. Even God can’t deny Molestia’s hot plot.
Though doing nothing but having sex for all of eternity might get old too.
Actually, you can swap between Cadance and Molestia, but nopony else, and only once every 1,000 years. Even God can’t deny Molestia’s hot plot.
Though doing nothing but having sex for all of eternity might get old too.
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 10
Background Human
CHS, Class of 20XX
@sentinel28a
You can’t. And you can’t stop banging Cadance either. Because as it turns out, you didn’t go to Heaven after all. (Hey, adultery is a pretty major sin.) Enjoy your eternity of tedious monotony!
You can’t. And you can’t stop banging Cadance either. Because as it turns out, you didn’t go to Heaven after all. (Hey, adultery is a pretty major sin.) Enjoy your eternity of tedious monotony!
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 9
sentinel28a
@Randomosaur
But wouldn’t banging Cadence after awhile get boring? What if I want to trade up to Molestia?
But wouldn’t banging Cadence after awhile get boring? What if I want to trade up to Molestia?
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 8
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 7
Randomosaur
@gasmaskangel
And after being shot, you wake up tied to a gurney, with hundreds if not thousands of clones of Princess Cadance surrounding you. Using your newly-found penis-tentacles, you begin to fuck them, in the ass, in the pussy AND in the mouth. You no longer need to eat or drink, so you can focus all of your time in Heaven, enjoying your Cadance orgy for all of eternity. They stay young and attractive too.
>dat feel when this will never happen to you, and I will only be able to experience it in VR
And after being shot, you wake up tied to a gurney, with hundreds if not thousands of clones of Princess Cadance surrounding you. Using your newly-found penis-tentacles, you begin to fuck them, in the ass, in the pussy AND in the mouth. You no longer need to eat or drink, so you can focus all of your time in Heaven, enjoying your Cadance orgy for all of eternity. They stay young and attractive too.
>dat feel when this will never happen to you, and I will only be able to experience it in VR
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 6
gasmaskangel
Well if Rarity showed up at my house I’d happily let her stay, and I probably want to riff some bad movies with her (she seems like she’d be good at that.)
I am however open to just boning all day if she is.
@Randomosaur
You’re my fucking hero now.
I am however open to just boning all day if she is.
@Randomosaur
You’re my fucking hero now.
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 5
sentinel28a
“HOLY CRAP, A TALKING PONY!”
And then the realization that I’ve just discovered a license to print money.
And then the realization that I’ve just discovered a license to print money.
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 4
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 3
Randomosaur
One night, you are in your bedroom in front of the computer. Suddenly, you hear a sweet, calming, almost sultry voice before finding a pink, limb-like appendage on your shoulder. You recognize it as Princess Cadance from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She gives you a beautiful look, and kisses your cheek.
That is when she puts your onto your bed so that you are lying on your back. Grabbing your hand with her magic and taking your shirt off with another burst of magic, she begins to lick and suck your middle finger. At the same time, she puts one of her cuddly, delicate hoofs on your chest and begins to pet your chest, slowly going down south.
Finally, she uses her hooves and magic to pull down your trousers, and then unbuttons your underwear with her mouth, revealing your swelling, erect, hard cock. Utilizing yet another magic spell to keep it erect, she begins to turn around and present her beautiful royal plot and pussy to you. “Go on, lick my fun button!”, she says.
Without hesitation, you begin to lick and suck her clitoris, and after stimulating it for a minute, you begin to finger her from behind. She starts to moan, and you swirl your tongue and lips all over her vulva, sending her closer and closer to orgasm. After another 30 seconds, she orgasms and squirts her vaginal secretions all over your mouth. Even with the less-than-great taste, you manage to gulp the pussy juice down your throat.
After eating out Princess Cadance, you start to wonder what will happen next. Before you can ask her, she gives you a blindfold and a ballgag. Far from being scared, you instead feel calm, relaxing your naked body on your comfy, warm bed. All of a sudden, you feel something warm and wet on the tip of your penis, and you recognize it as her tongue. She begins to swirl it around the tip of the penis, giving you some nice yet tiny pleasure. Teasing you for a seemingly endless time of 3 minutes, you begin to shed tears.
Ignoring the tears, Cadance continues to tease the penis ever so slowly, but after another few minutes, she stops swirling her tongue and begins to take the entire head of the penis into her mouth, gently licking and sucking it, while using some nice, tingly magic to massage your shaft and balls. She continues to do this, while she uses her tongue to make circles and other shapes around the head. It starts to feel even more and more pleasurable, and you feel the signs of orgasm.
Immediately, you explode in her mouth, sending a flood of cum into her cheeks. She swallows it and continues to stroke the penis with her magic, until you stop cumming.
Now, for the ultimate act. She takes your blindfold off and gives you another sultry look, and you get off your bed to mount the princess from behind. However, instead of going for her vagina, you go for her anus, using some of your cum as lube. As you hump away at the royal plot, she moans in a mixture of massive pleasure and slight pain, begging for more while blushing. You feel pleasure as well, as even more cum shoots out of your meat cannon. You hump harder, and harder, until she reaches orgasm again.
Now, she wants to return the favor. She withdraws from you, and asks you to bend over. Putting your cum on her horn, she begins casting magic as extra lube and sticks her horn into your tight asshole. It somewhat hurts at first, but immediately becomes soothing, and you reach orgasm yet again as your prostate is stimulated multiple times. It seems that this is a Heaven with no end.
In your dreamy state, you suddenly notice Shining Armor bursting into the room with a shotgun. In rage, he shoots off your face with a loaded round, killing you instantly. And that, my dear, is what happens when Princess Cadance is in your house.
The end.
That is when she puts your onto your bed so that you are lying on your back. Grabbing your hand with her magic and taking your shirt off with another burst of magic, she begins to lick and suck your middle finger. At the same time, she puts one of her cuddly, delicate hoofs on your chest and begins to pet your chest, slowly going down south.
Finally, she uses her hooves and magic to pull down your trousers, and then unbuttons your underwear with her mouth, revealing your swelling, erect, hard cock. Utilizing yet another magic spell to keep it erect, she begins to turn around and present her beautiful royal plot and pussy to you. “Go on, lick my fun button!”, she says.
Without hesitation, you begin to lick and suck her clitoris, and after stimulating it for a minute, you begin to finger her from behind. She starts to moan, and you swirl your tongue and lips all over her vulva, sending her closer and closer to orgasm. After another 30 seconds, she orgasms and squirts her vaginal secretions all over your mouth. Even with the less-than-great taste, you manage to gulp the pussy juice down your throat.
After eating out Princess Cadance, you start to wonder what will happen next. Before you can ask her, she gives you a blindfold and a ballgag. Far from being scared, you instead feel calm, relaxing your naked body on your comfy, warm bed. All of a sudden, you feel something warm and wet on the tip of your penis, and you recognize it as her tongue. She begins to swirl it around the tip of the penis, giving you some nice yet tiny pleasure. Teasing you for a seemingly endless time of 3 minutes, you begin to shed tears.
Ignoring the tears, Cadance continues to tease the penis ever so slowly, but after another few minutes, she stops swirling her tongue and begins to take the entire head of the penis into her mouth, gently licking and sucking it, while using some nice, tingly magic to massage your shaft and balls. She continues to do this, while she uses her tongue to make circles and other shapes around the head. It starts to feel even more and more pleasurable, and you feel the signs of orgasm.
Immediately, you explode in her mouth, sending a flood of cum into her cheeks. She swallows it and continues to stroke the penis with her magic, until you stop cumming.
Now, for the ultimate act. She takes your blindfold off and gives you another sultry look, and you get off your bed to mount the princess from behind. However, instead of going for her vagina, you go for her anus, using some of your cum as lube. As you hump away at the royal plot, she moans in a mixture of massive pleasure and slight pain, begging for more while blushing. You feel pleasure as well, as even more cum shoots out of your meat cannon. You hump harder, and harder, until she reaches orgasm again.
Now, she wants to return the favor. She withdraws from you, and asks you to bend over. Putting your cum on her horn, she begins casting magic as extra lube and sticks her horn into your tight asshole. It somewhat hurts at first, but immediately becomes soothing, and you reach orgasm yet again as your prostate is stimulated multiple times. It seems that this is a Heaven with no end.
In your dreamy state, you suddenly notice Shining Armor bursting into the room with a shotgun. In rage, he shoots off your face with a loaded round, killing you instantly. And that, my dear, is what happens when Princess Cadance is in your house.
The end.
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 2
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Post 1
Background Pony #3AF5
First I’d VoIP her, to make sure she’s really there.
General Discussion » So one of the ponies in the show appears at your home... (NSfW Version) » Topic Opener
Background Pony #3AF5
So your favorite pony shows up at your doorstep. Wat do.
Responses can be SfW; it just seemed like adding restrictions to the answers would result in less accurate answers.
Responses can be SfW; it just seemed like adding restrictions to the answers would result in less accurate answers.
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