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>Another hard day at work  
>Shitposting, lurking, and being a faggot  
>You were happy to come home and enjoy coffee  
>You got your coffee and went to your bedroom to browse 4chan  
>For some reason it always reminded you of your job  
>You find Thingpone on your bed  
Not now Thing we already fucked the last 3 days.  
>She just smiled and giggled  
>You don’t trust that giggle  
>”Oh anon, this isn’t about that. it’s about something better!”  
>That only scares you more  
OK, what is it?  
>As you finish that sentence you hear hoof steps behind you  
>You rolled your eyes thinking it’s one of her body parts and she’s pulling a prank  
>When you turned around, you didn’t see a single body part  
>There was a whole pony there  
>It looked like Thing’s pony form, but had an aura of shitpost about it  
>You stare at it for a few seconds, unsure what to say  
>You then slowly turn to thing, taking a sip of your coffee  
…what the fuck is that Thing?  
>She smiles brightly and spreads her hooves apart  
>”This is Thingaling, your new daughter!”  
>…  
>You look back at, “Thingaling”, as she named it  
>It took a while, but you managed to see some fleshy tentacles move around her body  
>…  
>You take another sip of your coffee before turning back to Thing  
So who’s the mother?  
>Your voice rings with sarcasm  
>She still didn’t understand sarcasm  
>”Me silly! She’s our child!”  
>You take yet another sip of coffee before looking at Thingaling  
>She just smiles adorably at you  
>…  
>Fuck…