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Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 117

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Princess Cadance: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Twilight Sparkle: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called “Think Before You Speak”?
Discord: Ya know… it might be.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 116

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 115

Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Princess Cadance fan
@Blissful690
(So…….. are we the only ones who use this thread now?)
Rarity: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Pinkie Pie: That’s why I carry two swords.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 114

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Fluttershy: So how’s the food Doctor Fauna made?
Zecora: It’s great! Compliments to them.
Fluttershy: *goes to the kitchen*
Fluttershy: You’re adorable.
Doctor Fauna: *blushes*
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Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 113

Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Princess Cadance fan
Pinkie Pie: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things.
Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder
Fluttershy: Out of breath SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 111

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Apple Bloom: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Applejack: I don’t know how to do that.
Granny Smith: I don’t wear a watch.
Goldie Delicious: Time is a construct.
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Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 110

Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Princess Cadance fan
Rarity: Pinkie Pie was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Pinkie Pie: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Rarity: Pinkie Pie, you ate a chair.
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Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 109

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Sunset Shimmer: Hold on! I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures.
Sci-Twi: What the fuck?
Rainbow Dash: They’re having an idea.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 108

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 107

kuren247
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Don't Dream It, Be It
Pinkie pie: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren’t the only thing that’s big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 106

Mori
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

That "Boop Edit" guy
Smolder: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Ocellus: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 105

JoeyDR
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!

O_o
Twilight Sparkle: What are you in the mood for?
Pinkie Pie: World domination.
Twilight Sparkle: That’s a bit ambitious.
Pinkie Pie: You are my world.
Twilight Sparkle: Aww…
Pinkie Pie:
Twilight Sparkle:
Pinkie Pie:
Twilight Sparkle: OH.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 104

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 103

Megalobronia
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Princess Cadance fan
Fluttershy: Rarity, keep an eye on Pinkie Pie today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Rarity: Sure, I’d love to see Pinkie Pie get punched.
Fluttershy: Try again.
Rarity, sighing: I will stop Pinkie Pie from getting punched.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 102

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 101

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Spike: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Apple Bloom: Uh, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are not getting along.
Spike: They’re not trying to kill each other.
Apple Bloom: You may have a point.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 100

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 99

Hali the Emoji girl
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Emo Cinnamon Roll
Spike: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Spike: Doesn’t work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 98

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 97

SkyFan901
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -

CLOFFO IS THE BEST
1:
Flutters: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Twilight, watching Pinkie screaming, Apple trying to set a sleeping Rainbow on fire, and Rari choking on air: I don’t know either.
2:
when the Squad drops food
Rainbow: Eh, oh well.
Flutters: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Pinkie: FUCK!
Twilight: just gets more food
Apple: drops to their knees and mourns the food
Rari: eats the food off the ground
3:
Pinkie: Christmas lights?
Twilight: Check.
Rainbow: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Twilight: Check.
Rari: Santa suits?
Twilight: Check.
Flutters: Shovel?
Twilight: Check.
Apple: Alibi and bail money?
Twilight: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 96

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 95

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 94

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Spike: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Applejack: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Spike: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it’s even good advice!
Applejack: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it’d be easier.

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 93

Generals » Incorrect Quotes (NSFW) » Post 89

Blissful690
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loves Misty
Silver Spoon: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Sweetie Belle: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone’s hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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